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Did you get the call for the kebab run then Billy?
A text, but I was out cold.Did you get the call for the kebab run then Billy?
Sent my lassie a happy fathers day text and she texted me back, thanks, can you get me 6 rolls ooti Fergies?. I messaged her back , naw you'll get 6 cans like any other fuckin faither.Did you get the call for the kebab run then Billy?

Nae cairry oot?Chewin gum
Drinkin own saliva
Watching departure monitor Amsterdam CS
Waiting for yhe drinks wagon when get on train in 30mNae cairry oot?
I nearly need cairried in the train these daysEee back in oor youth it would have been a cairry oot while waiting to get another on the train.
Oh ya bugger not good. Still once you've emigrated you'll build up a nice resistance to all that shit and life will be greatNowt to eat, a glass of water after and reading the bounce, a dose of Bali belly put paid to any desire to eat anything.
Managed a pot of noodles and a glass of sprite now. On the way back!Oh ya bugger not good. Still once you've emigrated you'll build up a nice resistance to all that shit and life will be great![]()
For a moment I thought 'on the way back' meant a long return flight. Wince, I did!Managed a pot of noodles and a glass of sprite now. On the way back!
Still 9 more days here. One of my old Everton mates is flying up on Thursday night, might be a messy weekend in more ways than one.For a moment I thought 'on the way back' meant a long return flight. Wince, I did!
Looking forward tae yer Just Back on Tuesday, given that you'll be rough as a badgers Monday.Still 9 more days here. One of my old Everton mates is flying up on Thursday night, might be a messy weekend in more ways than one.
Think you'll find top sets of false gnashers have top notch legal backing so bewareA nice green chilli arrived with said kebab and I thought oooo I'll take a chunk out of that.
Bad mistake. The roof of my mouth is on fire and that's bad because I wear a top set of false gnashers.
Wonder if I could sue them?
Here that sounds tasty.Eating banana sushi..nae raw fish here, just slices of banana wrapped in very thin pitta bread which has been spread with peanut butter. Said slices then drizzled with chocolate sauce.
Drinking Leo beer
Watching a jet ski comp. Noisy fuckers.
It is. I'm no a big fan of bananas and it was the wife who ordered it but the few bits I nicked off her plate were nice.Here that sounds tasty.![]()
Somebody who couldn't manage theirs?Donor Wrap
Great combo thatEating banana sushi..nae raw fish here, just slices of banana wrapped in very thin pitta bread which has been spread with peanut butter. Said slices then drizzled with chocolate sauce.
Drinking Leo beer
Watching a jet ski comp. Noisy fuckers.
Decent breakfast.12 pints of the smooth black stuff
Followed by a Donor Wrap in which most of it ended up doon my shirt![]()
Drinking a pint of lager in the Applecross Inn looking over to Skye
Great road to drive too.It is a fine spot indeed![]()
Beautiful part of the world. My ex wife is from Kyle of LochalshIt is a fine spot indeed![]()
Beautiful part of the world. My ex wife is from Kyle of Lochalsh
A peanut butter sandwich and a black coffee.Watching A Bridge Too Far, just to lighten the mood.
Take the bus.Beef curry, popadoms, drinking Guinness 00, I might go oot for a drive later. Watching Juventus and Casablanca.
Take the bus.
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