Little things that annoy you.

[numptyploom]

That Pepto-Bismol advert ! Especially the end where the prick with the broom wiggles his arse while singing 'diarrhea'

 

[connerg]

On a similar trend, the silver foil on a spread container

The tiny tin foil bit on a tube of Primula cheese spread is a fkn nightmare to get off.

 

[EH17 Jimmy]

Bastard tins of corned beef when the wee key thing gets lost

 

[Two Headed Boy]

If we're on packaging - bags of ground coffee can fuck right off.

Why can't they open as easily as a crisp bag? Nah, we'll super glue the fuckers shut then when you use a knife or scissors to open them the result is coffee grounds spilling out at all angles.

 

[emerald green]

The tiny tin foil bit on a tube of Primula cheese spread is a fkn nightmare to get off.

has the cap no got a poky bit for just that task?

 

[connerg]

has the cap no got a poky bit for just that task?

I just checked and the answer is no. You're thinking of some kind of medicinal cream.

 

[Doc Shrink]

I just checked and the answer is no. You're thinking of some kind of medicinal cream.

You mean the stuff for irritated fannies?

 

[Alex Edwards Shin pad]

Going back to work after 14 days off
Nightshift tonight and trying to think of excuses not to go in

 

[connerg]

Going back to work after 14 days off
Nightshift tonight and trying to think of excuses not to go in

I hope none of your work colleague's read Hibees Bounce. Somebody will clipe.

 

[EH17 Jimmy]

Going back to work after 14 days off
Nightshift tonight and trying to think of excuses not to go in

If you are phoning in an excuse mind and cough a couple of times to make it seem realistic

 

[connerg]

If you are phoning in an excuse mind and cough a couple of times to make it seem realistic

Pinch your nostrils together when you speak on the phone. Fkd with the cold.

 

[Beagle]

Going back to work after 14 days off
Nightshift tonight and trying to think of excuses not to go in

Being retired, I miss those days of trying to come up with a lame excuse for sickie.

 

[Braehead Cabbage]

Going back to work after 14 days off
Nightshift tonight and trying to think of excuses not to go in

Your from Whitburn just tell them the Walk overrun

 

[Doc Shrink]

Being retired, I miss those days of trying to come up with a lame excuse for sickie.

Food poisoning from a dodgy doughnut?

Probably overused.

 

[Hammi]

Going back to work after 14 days off
Nightshift tonight and trying to think of excuses not to go in

Heard a beauty today.
One of my customers employees left early, and went home, because they got a splinter, and didn't want to get sepsis.

Never went the hospital or Dr or that, just home with a wood splinter in his hand

 

[EH17 Jimmy]

Beagle. Had you retired before they opened the Krispy Kreme place at the Gyle?

I mind the first day it opened the traffic was backed up to the M8

The bizzies seem to like a doughnut.

 

[Beagle]

Beagle. Had you retired before they opened the Krispy Kreme place at the Gyle?

I mind the first day it opened the traffic was backed up to the M8

The bizzies seem to like a doughnut.

Nae idea. I retired on 15th June 2013. I was more of a pie on a roll enthusiast

 

[EH17 Jimmy]

Nae idea. I retired on 15th June 2013. I was more of a pie on a roll enthusiast

Here that's a tidy scran.

 

[Beagle]

Here that's a tidy scran.

We called it a Whitburn roll but I’m sure every toon has its own version.

 

[EH17 Jimmy]

We called it a Whitburn roll but I’m sure every toon has its own version.

Used to be a staple on building sites back in the day before Greggs took over all the bakery's.

 

[Alex Edwards Shin pad]

Yrs ago we had this young guy working with us from an agency
Came in late one morning with excuse he put to many cornflakes in the bowl so it took him longer to eat them even the manager was pissing himself

 

[connerg]

a splinter

A spail?

 

[Dub]

When you buy something microwavable and the instruction says "Peel back lid halfway through and stir" but the fucking lid seems to have been superglued on and doesn't actually peel back, so you end up having to slice it open with a knife.

Also. lid related but when you have things that have "Recycle carton" "Lid not recyclable" but as per above, the plastic lid is attached, and you can't get it all off the base so end up not recycling any of it.

 

[blue toon hibby]

When you buy something microwavable and the instruction says "Peel back lid halfway through and stir" but the fucking lid seems to have been superglued on and doesn't actually peel back, so you end up having to slice it open with a knife.

Also. lid related but when you have things that have "Recycle carton" "Lid not recyclable" but as per above, the plastic lid is attached, and you can't get it all off the base so end up not recycling any of it.

It’s called “getting old” mate. Wait till you get “for use by date see base of container” and you tip it up, forgetting you already removed the lid.

 

[Braehead Cabbage]

Thomas Kerr.
Odious wee runt