Little things that annoy you.

If we're on packaging - bags of ground coffee can fuck right off.

Why can't they open as easily as a crisp bag? Nah, we'll super glue the fuckers shut then when you use a knife or scissors to open them the result is coffee grounds spilling out at all angles.
 
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Going back to work after 14 days off
Nightshift tonight and trying to think of excuses not to go in

Heard a beauty today.
One of my customers employees left early, and went home, because they got a splinter, and didn't want to get sepsis.

Never went the hospital or Dr or that, just home with a wood splinter in his hand 😳🫣😅
 
Beagle. Had you retired before they opened the Krispy Kreme place at the Gyle?

I mind the first day it opened the traffic was backed up to the M8

The bizzies seem to like a doughnut.
 
Beagle. Had you retired before they opened the Krispy Kreme place at the Gyle?

I mind the first day it opened the traffic was backed up to the M8

The bizzies seem to like a doughnut.
Nae idea. I retired on 15th June 2013. I was more of a pie on a roll enthusiast
 
When you buy something microwavable and the instruction says "Peel back lid halfway through and stir" but the fucking lid seems to have been superglued on and doesn't actually peel back, so you end up having to slice it open with a knife.

Also. lid related but when you have things that have "Recycle carton" "Lid not recyclable" but as per above, the plastic lid is attached, and you can't get it all off the base so end up not recycling any of it.
 
When you buy something microwavable and the instruction says "Peel back lid halfway through and stir" but the fucking lid seems to have been superglued on and doesn't actually peel back, so you end up having to slice it open with a knife.

Also. lid related but when you have things that have "Recycle carton" "Lid not recyclable" but as per above, the plastic lid is attached, and you can't get it all off the base so end up not recycling any of it.
It’s called “getting old” mate. Wait till you get “for use by date see base of container” and you tip it up, forgetting you already removed the lid.
 
This doesn't really annoy me but has me shaking my head in wonderment.
The obsession and negativity surrounding Harry and Meghan.
He's seems an ok wee dude and she's a bit of a babe. Neither have the slightest effect on my or my family's lives though.
 
The media obsession will be annoying.
As for Harry, dressing as a Nazi didn’t bother me as much as some, but I had him sussed as a wee shit when he turned on his parents.
I’d say fuck him, but that’s more appropriate for his missus.
 
What COULD you be meaning Beagle? 🤣🤣🤣


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Well no so much annoy me to be fair.

Stu I had wee Terry B from the Fernie Freedom Fighters down at the weekend.

And I was telling Scott about the cruel and unatural punishment he went through when he was still with the missus.

He's the only geezer I know from round our way who's missus wouldn't throw him out he had to stay and endure the torture.

🤣🤣🤣
 
Paul Gambaccini. A decent muso. Knowledgeable, but does he have to be a commentator on every music docu video?
 
Well no so much annoy me to be fair.

Stu I had wee Terry B from the Fernie Freedom Fighters down at the weekend.

And I was telling Scott about the cruel and unatural punishment he went through when he was still with the missus.

He's the only geezer I know from round our way who's missus wouldn't throw him out he had to stay and endure the torture.

🤣🤣🤣
One of the 3 brothers?
 
Having such a struggle finding a motorhome that hasn't had major amounts of welding