Little things that annoy you.

People who decide to buy a classic car only to strip it down to a bare shell then realise they are way out of thier depth and don't have the skills to rebuild it leaving it as a useless pile of shite.
 
Airport luggage carousels. Why do the uneducated feel it’s ok to stand right at the belt waiting on their cases. Which means those whose cases are arriving can’t see or reach their case.
The wife wisnae happy with my moaning. My elbows were sharpened today.
Twats
 
Airport luggage carousels. Why do the uneducated feel it’s ok to stand right at the belt waiting on their cases. Which means those whose cases are arriving can’t see or reach their case.
The wife wisnae happy with my moaning. My elbows were sharpened today.
Twats
Same fuckwits that let their feral offspring sit or clamber on the bloody thing when it’s paused.
 
An advert that really does my nut in - The guy on holiday bubbling away because he couldn't fit all his tins of beans in his suitcase.
He could probably buy them over where he was going anyway.

When my mate big Crawf (RIP) worked in Azerbaijan he managed to find a place that sold the beans mentioned in the advert.
 
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Jogging fucks, that trot up to a set of traffic lights, push the button, then jog over the road any way before the red light and green man comes on, driver then rolls up to said lights, nae fuck there to cross the road as jogger already over and away.
 
I watch very little TV but do tune in most mornings to catch some English language news where I can.
Fuck me there's some amount of adverts and weather breaks, and all at the same time across all the channels. Even BBC 😡
 
Words like "sick" and "insane" to describe something a bit good. Now there's another beauty..."clutch" used to describe a pressure putt at golf or a pressure pot at snooker.
 
Words like "sick" and "insane" to describe something a bit good. Now there's another beauty..."clutch" used to describe a pressure putt at golf or a pressure pot at snooker.
Sure it wasn't "clench" as in buttocks?
Sounds a bit more likely.
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Theres a *&*^ on social media who travels the UK giving his opinion on fish suppers.
' Lorvely fish & chips and the curry sauce is excellent'
Fuck right off you fuckin philistine!!!!
That the boy that brings his own table and chair for scoffing his takeaway?
Car crash viewing. He's no the full shilling.


Have watched a few though........ :lookaround:
 
You know what’s annoying me today? Adverts on YouTube and Facebook that use AI videos. Like how shite must their product be if they can’t use real actors or real life testimonials? “Military Calasthetics” is one but there’s hunners.

I have a theory that’s it’s pretty much all done by AI, the workout videos, the app, the physical product if there is one (just order some shite vitamin supplement from china and rebadge it). Probably bankrolled by some faceless investment company

The ones targeted at me often have an AI generated Dad who’s shredded getting compliments on his appearance by an AI tidy 😂
 
You know what’s annoying me today? Adverts on YouTube and Facebook that use AI videos. Like how shite must their product be if they can’t use real actors or real life testimonials? “Military Calasthetics” is one but there’s hunners.

I have a theory that’s it’s pretty much all done by AI, the workout videos, the app, the physical product if there is one (just order some shite vitamin supplement from china and rebadge it). Probably bankrolled by some faceless investment company

The ones targeted at me often have an AI generated Dad who’s shredded getting compliments on his appearance by an AI tidy 😂
The slightest hint of AI on any video I'm watching anywhere and it's immediately switched off. Incredible how many folk are taken in by this nonsense and it's only just starting.
 
You know what’s annoying me today? Adverts on YouTube and Facebook that use AI videos. Like how shite must their product be if they can’t use real actors or real life testimonials? “Military Calasthetics” is one but there’s hunners.

I have a theory that’s it’s pretty much all done by AI, the workout videos, the app, the physical product if there is one (just order some shite vitamin supplement from china and rebadge it). Probably bankrolled by some faceless investment company

The ones targeted at me often have an AI generated Dad who’s shredded getting compliments on his appearance by an AI tidy 😂

Aye, it'll be some spod in their house setting up a stockless online store. Like you say, find a cheap Chinese product that will drop ship, make a cheap website on Shopify to sell it, some even cheaper AI ads for Facebook, YouTube and the like and bobs yer uncle. Some passive income selling cheap shite to mugs.
 
The weegie that tells you to' no buy that kitchen'!!! Who the fuck would buy a kitchen design from a company that thinks that is a promotional advert??
One that does my nut in is the All Clear travel insurance one.

The woman says to the man "I didn't think we'd get covered what with your medical problems"

Blah blah

And ends with "And we even got a discount for renewing with them"

So you did fucking know you'd get covered because you've used them before 😤
 
The meerkats adverts are getting nippy now as well.

They had their day.
 
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That bloke on STV that does some of the voiceover ads.
Puts on a stupid voice, sounds like he’s bringing up a few pints of phlegm and trying to do an American accent.
“ big sale, and I mean bìiiiiìiiiiiiiiiiiiggggg”

Fuckin twat.
And I mean TWAAAAATTT.
 
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Sorry if mentioned before that advert for Speedy Roofing. 😡😡
Awe, your that wee dug oaf the telly then telling said dug, 'enjoy your new roof'