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WTF is an English omelette? Has it got a fish and chips filling?
WTF is an English omelette? Has it got a fish and chips filling?
Exactly mate. It's just a fucking omelette.WTF is an English omelette? Has it got a fish and chips filling?
Jellied eels and the tea is a pint of bitterWTF is an English omelette? Has it got a fish and chips filling?
How much is 168 ?
£3.76How much is 168 ?
That's expensive for here. Guess why? It's an English owned restaurant!£3.76
Same fuckwits that let their feral offspring sit or clamber on the bloody thing when it’s paused.Airport luggage carousels. Why do the uneducated feel it’s ok to stand right at the belt waiting on their cases. Which means those whose cases are arriving can’t see or reach their case.
The wife wisnae happy with my moaning. My elbows were sharpened today.
Twats
He could probably buy them over where he was going anyway.An advert that really does my nut in - The guy on holiday bubbling away because he couldn't fit all his tins of beans in his suitcase.
You and me bothAn advert that really does my nut in - The guy on holiday bubbling away because he couldn't fit all his tins of beans in his suitcase.
Sure it wasn't "clench" as in buttocks?Words like "sick" and "insane" to describe something a bit good. Now there's another beauty..."clutch" used to describe a pressure putt at golf or a pressure pot at snooker.

Would make more sense eh?Sure it wasn't "clench" as in buttocks?
Sounds a bit more likely.
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That’s boggin’A fish supper.....with curry fuckin sauce!!!!
GTF!
Theres a *&*^ on social media who travels the UK giving his opinion on fish suppers.That’s boggin’
That the boy that brings his own table and chair for scoffing his takeaway?Theres a *&*^ on social media who travels the UK giving his opinion on fish suppers.
' Lorvely fish & chips and the curry sauce is excellent'
Fuck right off you fuckin philistine!!!!

Clutch putt in golf has been around for ages, although my mates and I prefer sphincter clencher.Words like "sick" and "insane" to describe something a bit good. Now there's another beauty..."clutch" used to describe a pressure putt at golf or a pressure pot at snooker.
The slightest hint of AI on any video I'm watching anywhere and it's immediately switched off. Incredible how many folk are taken in by this nonsense and it's only just starting.You know what’s annoying me today? Adverts on YouTube and Facebook that use AI videos. Like how shite must their product be if they can’t use real actors or real life testimonials? “Military Calasthetics” is one but there’s hunners.
I have a theory that’s it’s pretty much all done by AI, the workout videos, the app, the physical product if there is one (just order some shite vitamin supplement from china and rebadge it). Probably bankrolled by some faceless investment company
The ones targeted at me often have an AI generated Dad who’s shredded getting compliments on his appearance by an AI tidy![]()
Arse twitching like a rabbits noseClutch putt in golf has been around for ages, although my mates and I prefer sphincter clencher.![]()
The expression “top top player” used increasingly by football pundits and managers. You never hear “shite shite player” though.
Aye i do, read any match thread here after JN or Campbell has played
You know what’s annoying me today? Adverts on YouTube and Facebook that use AI videos. Like how shite must their product be if they can’t use real actors or real life testimonials? “Military Calasthetics” is one but there’s hunners.
I have a theory that’s it’s pretty much all done by AI, the workout videos, the app, the physical product if there is one (just order some shite vitamin supplement from china and rebadge it). Probably bankrolled by some faceless investment company
The ones targeted at me often have an AI generated Dad who’s shredded getting compliments on his appearance by an AI tidy![]()


The weegie that tells you to' no buy that kitchen'!!! Who the fuck would buy a kitchen design from a company that thinks that is a promotional advert??Phuckin chat bots on Bank and Insurance company web sites!! Utter wank!![]()
One that does my nut in is the All Clear travel insurance one.The weegie that tells you to' no buy that kitchen'!!! Who the fuck would buy a kitchen design from a company that thinks that is a promotional advert??
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