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Next you’ll be telling me you split a custard cream when your eating oneEh no. That's just you William.

Next you’ll be telling me you split a custard cream when your eating oneEh no. That's just you William.

And what's wrong with that?Next you’ll be telling me you split a custard cream when your eating one![]()
The bit with the buttery biscuit base.What side of the teacake is the bottom?
Who’s in the final, hope it isny bawsack osullivan, not that I watch itAnyone watching the snooker?
Time for John Virgo to change the record whenever a stray ball goes near a pocket.
Hopefully not on this forumIn actual fact, here’s a wee tip for you bullying types.
Chinese guy hammered him in semi final. Other semi between Trump and WilliamsWho’s in the final, hope it isny bawsack osullivan, not that I watch it![]()
I don’t think there’s any forum that’s exempt from this type of thing, some are worse than others.Hopefully not on this forum![]()
fully aware of this two tier biscuit eating nonsense Eeg! The thought of anymore of this scarce resource decanting the digestive and resting on my fingers fills me with aploplectic rageI was reading the other day that said biscuits are designed to be eaten chocolate side down. I suspect a 'talking point' generated by a marketing department but nevertheless, you should be aware EGers

Im having a dirty protest re butter at the moment. No bought any for months. Shocking prices. ! (last year a tesco express out my way put their lurpack butter in plastic security boxes FFS! drop yer scandalous prices tesco ya dicks, chunts might no need tae chore them!)I have just tried this in tribute to your lad. To be fair it's a noticeable difference - butter is much punchier.
Perhaps Bangkok jr is fated, like so many other visionaries, to be maligned by a world that cannot see what he can see. He's onto something here.
The coos are mibbies no’ churning oot the butter like they used to. (sorry @BangkokhibbyIm having a dirty protest re butter at the moment. No bought any for months. Shocking prices. ! (last year a tesco express out my way put their lurpack butter in plastic security boxes FFS! drop yer scandalous prices tesco ya dicks, chunts might no need tae chore them!)
Did all the cows fuck off back to poland after brexit tae?? Nah, the chunts are all still there in the fields scranning their grass. So calm doon wi yer prices supermarkets!
It’s called fat finger syndromeWhen I'm typing, I always hold the shift key a fraction of a second too long and capitalise the first two letters of a new sentence.
I only get that typing on a phone.It’s called fat finger syndrome![]()
To where?I only get that typing on a phone.![]()
I mean on an actual keyboard. I never used to and then it started about 10 years ago. Must be an age thing. Have developed a habit of transposing letters to.![]()
To where?
Yip, especially the tee shots on a 600yard par 5Arsehole yanks shouting "get in the hole" at the golf
The fucking idiots at the latest Liv golf comp were shouting "mashed potato" Utter fuckwits without a shred of embarrassment.Yip, especially the tee shots on a 600yard par 5![]()
Change your settingsWhen I'm typing, I always hold the shift key a fraction of a second too long and capitalise the first two letters of a new sentence.
No just butter, the supermarkets are sharking everyone on everything , higher prices & smaller sizes plus sainsbury kirkcaldy have a new security system wher the trolleys lockup if you go out the wrong way BUT they feckin lock up when you go out the right way alsoIm having a dirty protest re butter at the moment. No bought any for months. Shocking prices. ! (last year a tesco express out my way put their lurpack butter in plastic security boxes FFS! drop yer scandalous prices tesco ya dicks, chunts might no need tae chore them!)
Did all the cows fuck off back to poland after brexit tae?? Nah, the chunts are all still there in the fields scranning their grass. So calm doon wi yer prices supermarkets!
Excellent analysis by Kevin Bridges.Danny Dyer. What a fucking prick!
Does sainsburys own brand tomato and basil soup count as being cooked tomatoAny form of tomato other than straight from the plant gives you good amounts of lycopene. Great for prostate health.
Hmm, no keen on chorizo tbf, but will give it a go . Don’t know why anyone would buy heinz at double ( at least ) the priceTheir own brand of Tomato and Chorizo soup is good too.
Morrison's Tomato Soup is exactly like Heinz Tomato and less than half the price.Hmm, no keen on chorizo tbf, but will give it a go . Don’t know why anyone would buy heinz at double ( at least ) the price![]()
Aldi have some excellent soups the now Doc I'm going to scran the Pea and Ham soup for my tea.Morrison's Tomato Soup is exactly like Heinz Tomato and less than half the price.
Gave up on Heinz produce when the prices skyrocketed and usually go for supermarket own brand versions.
Never been disappointed yet.
Pea and Ham? From a Chicken?Aldi have some excellent soups the now Doc I'm going to scran the Pea and Ham soup for my tea.
The company who make them is called Duncan's. As well as the Pea and Ham the Lentil and Bacon is tasty as well.
Last week, when doing the weekly shop in sains. This old dear ( well older than me ) was Choosing a tin of heinz soup, I said to her “ you should try sainsburys own make, just as good and less than half the price, “ she had a quick look at them and just took the heinz anywayMorrison's Tomato Soup is exactly like Heinz Tomato and less than half the price.
Gave up on Heinz produce when the prices skyrocketed and usually go for supermarket own brand versions.
Never been disappointed yet.
Pea and Ham? From a Chicken?
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