Little things that annoy you.

He knows full well Blue Toon.

One of the first things refugees who arrived in Moredun get is lessons on how to eat tea cakes.

That and how you need to pay for them and not steal them.
 
Online bullying - usually from sad little unhappy people that get their kicks from being anonymous because let’s face it they’d never get away with acting like that in a pub.

In actual fact, here’s a wee tip for you bullying types.
Before you batter away on your wee keyboard, think first and if what your about to type you think might get you a fat lip in a boozer, then don’t type it. 🤪
 
Hopefully not on this forum 🤷
I don’t think there’s any forum that’s exempt from this type of thing, some are worse than others.
Twitter for example was just a horrible place.

I’ve experienced one or two on this forum and I’m sure they’ll be along soon to either laugh at my post or dislike it.

The way I see it, we’re all Hibees and we should have at least a wee bit of respect for that reason alone.

If posters want to disagree then I’m fine with that but keep it respectful.

You might have been here for a few decades but that doesn’t mean your opinions are any more valid than a dude that signed up yesterday.
 
I was reading the other day that said biscuits are designed to be eaten chocolate side down. I suspect a 'talking point' generated by a marketing department but nevertheless, you should be aware EGers
fully aware of this two tier biscuit eating nonsense Eeg! The thought of anymore of this scarce resource decanting the digestive and resting on my fingers fills me with aploplectic rage:grrr:
 
I have just tried this in tribute to your lad. To be fair it's a noticeable difference - butter is much punchier.

Perhaps Bangkok jr is fated, like so many other visionaries, to be maligned by a world that cannot see what he can see. He's onto something here.
Im having a dirty protest re butter at the moment. No bought any for months. Shocking prices. ! (last year a tesco express out my way put their lurpack butter in plastic security boxes FFS! drop yer scandalous prices tesco ya dicks, chunts might no need tae chore them!)
Did all the cows fuck off back to poland after brexit tae?? Nah, the chunts are all still there in the fields scranning their grass. So calm doon wi yer prices supermarkets!
 
Im having a dirty protest re butter at the moment. No bought any for months. Shocking prices. ! (last year a tesco express out my way put their lurpack butter in plastic security boxes FFS! drop yer scandalous prices tesco ya dicks, chunts might no need tae chore them!)
Did all the cows fuck off back to poland after brexit tae?? Nah, the chunts are all still there in the fields scranning their grass. So calm doon wi yer prices supermarkets!
The coos are mibbies no’ churning oot the butter like they used to. (sorry @Bangkokhibby 😬)
 
The Football on TV guide, which can be accessed on this site, lists a game then says, NOT TELEVISED.
 
When I'm typing, I always hold the shift key a fraction of a second too long and capitalise the first two letters of a new sentence.
 
Im having a dirty protest re butter at the moment. No bought any for months. Shocking prices. ! (last year a tesco express out my way put their lurpack butter in plastic security boxes FFS! drop yer scandalous prices tesco ya dicks, chunts might no need tae chore them!)
Did all the cows fuck off back to poland after brexit tae?? Nah, the chunts are all still there in the fields scranning their grass. So calm doon wi yer prices supermarkets!
No just butter, the supermarkets are sharking everyone on everything , higher prices & smaller sizes plus sainsbury kirkcaldy have a new security system wher the trolleys lockup if you go out the wrong way BUT they feckin lock up when you go out the right way also 🤬
 
The BBC constantly bumming up its own products. Listening to 6 Music and there are regular adverts for BBC series despite the no advertising horseshit. Also the way their website uses their own programmes to generate news content.
 
Hmm, no keen on chorizo tbf, but will give it a go . Don’t know why anyone would buy heinz at double ( at least ) the price 🤷‍♂️
Morrison's Tomato Soup is exactly like Heinz Tomato and less than half the price.

Gave up on Heinz produce when the prices skyrocketed and usually go for supermarket own brand versions.
Never been disappointed yet.
 
Morrison's Tomato Soup is exactly like Heinz Tomato and less than half the price.

Gave up on Heinz produce when the prices skyrocketed and usually go for supermarket own brand versions.
Never been disappointed yet.
Aldi have some excellent soups the now Doc I'm going to scran the Pea and Ham soup for my tea.

The company who make them is called Duncan's. As well as the Pea and Ham the Lentil and Bacon is tasty as well.
 
Morrison's Tomato Soup is exactly like Heinz Tomato and less than half the price.

Gave up on Heinz produce when the prices skyrocketed and usually go for supermarket own brand versions.
Never been disappointed yet.
Last week, when doing the weekly shop in sains. This old dear ( well older than me ) was Choosing a tin of heinz soup, I said to her “ you should try sainsburys own make, just as good and less than half the price, “ she had a quick look at them and just took the heinz anyway 🤷‍♂️ Tried my best but heyho 😩