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So is masturbation. Or so I'm told.Great for prostate health.

So is masturbation. Or so I'm told.Great for prostate health.

Specifically ejaculation. I'm a prostate expert believe me.So is masturbation. Or so I'm told.![]()
As long as you’re not ditching the tomato for masturbation.Well I'm away up to Dobbies Garden Centre the now for a brekkie. But nope nae fried tomato for me.
Some say tomato, some say tomaitoFried tomatoes on a brekkie. Much prefer tinned tomatoes.
Really, well I’m away to buy some moreAny form of tomato other than straight from the plant gives you good amounts of lycopene. Great for prostate health.
Cook them for best prostate healthReally, well I’m away to buy some more![]()
Doesn't matter how. Friend, grilled, in soup, baked, just release that lycopeneCook them for best prostate health
Hmm, not with a salad surelyCook them for best prostate health
Yes, fineHmm, not with a salad surely
How about heated tinned with a full Scottish breakfast![]()
Just find a way. Possibly find a friend to do the work
Aye and the fuckin horse he rode in on.Alistair "Fat Sally" McCoist.
If there’s kimchi growing here it must have been planted by one of the staff unknown to me!Dig up yer kimchi and fire the avocados in aside it!
In answer to the OP, nippy arseholes.BTW, @1875 , where’s the pre united thread![]()
Wasn’t moaning, just worried about youIn answer to the OP, nippy arseholes.
In reply to Joe, some of us still have work to go to every day Joe. I started at 8.10 and finished at 19.15 tonight. I get paid for a 7.5 hour day.
Or the size of any biscuit these days, they increase the price AND decrease the size, charlatansThe thickness of the chocolate on a modern day mcvities milk chocolate digestive biscuit.
I was reading the other day that said biscuits are designed to be eaten chocolate side down. I suspect a 'talking point' generated by a marketing department but nevertheless, you should be aware EGersThe thickness of the chocolate on a modern day mcvities milk chocolate digestive biscuit.
Have you seen the size of Gold bars these days? Shocking.Or the size of any biscuit these days, they increase the price AND decrease the size, charlatans![]()
My son has eaten toast buttered side down his whole life. He's now 36....weirdo!I was reading the other day that said biscuits are designed to be eaten chocolate side down. I suspect a 'talking point' generated by a marketing department but nevertheless, you should be aware EGers
I have just tried this in tribute to your lad. To be fair it's a noticeable difference - butter is much punchier.My son has eaten toast buttered side down his whole life. He's now 36....weirdo!
Thats as bad as eating a roll upside down or heaven forbid a tunnocks tea cakeI have just tried this in tribute to your lad. To be fair it's a noticeable difference - butter is much punchier.
Perhaps Bangkok jr is fated, like so many other visionaries, to be maligned by a world that cannot see what he can see. He's onto something here.
Aye it’s just wrong somehow.Thats as bad as eating a roll upside down or heaven forbid a tunnocks tea cake
should be a criminal offenceSurely no. Do folk actually eat a tea cake upside down? Maybe it's a secret sign used by lizard people to acknowledge each other.
I've tried it myself and it's definitely a different sensation on the tongue.I have just tried this in tribute to your lad. To be fair it's a noticeable difference - butter is much punchier.
Perhaps Bangkok jr is fated, like so many other visionaries, to be maligned by a world that cannot see what he can see. He's onto something here.
Eating Tunnock's Tea Cakes by any method should be a criminal offence.should be a criminal offence
Boooooo.Eating Tunnock's Tea Cakes by any method should be a criminal offence.
Horrible things.
See what I mean?What side of the teacake is the bottom?
I used to do that with the standard soft supermarket loaf. Now I'm a sourdough hipster that's no longer viable. And also because of my own foible;I've tried it myself and it's definitely a different sensation on the tongue.
I've my own toast foible, it's always folded, butter side in.
Its impossible to eat a teacake from the bottom without your fingers breaking through the chocolate on top and getting all sticky.See what I mean?
We took him in and gave him refuge and he asks a question like that.![]()
Eh no. That's just you William.Its impossible to eat a teacake from the bottom without your fingers breaking through the chocolate on top and getting all sticky.
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