How the fuck did we reach auld age, nae helmets for our bikes, walking and dreeping of wa’s, staying away fae the hoose sunrise tae sunset during school holidays, nae mobile phones tae check up on us , playing in the sivers, walking tae school on oor ain fae the age of five .
When Stop Cards were the big thing offshore, every crew member was expected to submit at least one per day and it all got to be a numbers game. On a drill ship, a stewardess put in a card saying “observed man going down stairs with his shoe laces untied”. The OIM read it out and said “aye very observant but the most worrying thing for me is that I have a numpty on my crew who can’t tie his bloody laces.”
Here's the best one.
duuckin booooHere's the best one.
"Man observed going down external stairs only wearing one glove, whistling and not holding handrail. When challenged he said he was a Michael Jackson fan and had been picking his nose so that's why one glove was off."
Told him to pay attention, keep his gloves on and "Don't blame it on the bogie"
Absolute "lookatme" types.
gesture and a few of us just fell about. Mr Big glared and stomped off.
You shoulld’ve said to him, what was that last bit you said, didn’t quite catch itAbsolute "lookatme" types.
I was with the missus in a hotel bar abroad when one of them was giving it laldy on his mobile, making it clear he was the big cheese and tearing strips off the person on the other end. He was actually marching up and down the bar obviously making sure we could all appreciate how important he was. However, when he came out with "I'll be home in a few days, and I'm bringing a real shitstorm with me" I actually burst out laughing. Another bloke then sniggered and made the
Twat.
Is that the rules Sanch? Didnt know that (not being a BB holder). I always thought that spaces outside properties were public spaces, and disabled ones designated for BB holders.Selfish bastards that park in my dad's disabled spot outside his house. Clear sign on the railings.
Latest joker stuck his car there for 36 hours because he has a blue badge. It's clearly not a public disabled space. If you're going to use it for 10 minutes to nip to the shops, I'll look the other way but that's just taking the piss. Would be tempting to find out where he lives and dump my old man's car and blue badge in his disabled spot for the weekend.
Arsehole.
Yeah, I'm not sure of the legality either tbh. Just seems pretty selfish behaviour.
I suspect you're right, Doc but it's really the spirit of the law rather than the letter. Whoever parked there must know that the person in the house needs the space. It's not like they can't park elsewhere on the street or on a single yellow. It's not the BB section of Tesco car park.
Do they give you one to be close to public conveniences, Doc?
Especially shirts.Folding clothes.
For a long time, I’ve tried it. I mean like nearly half a century.
Cannae dae it.
Dangerous game mate.
How many thumbs do you have ?Folding clothes.
For a long time, I’ve tried it. I mean like nearly half a century.
Cannae dae it.
I think we can all agree they do look sexy.
It’s his spawn that does my head in.Scotto jerk has competition now, bradley walsh on gladiators
Absolutely happens in Edinburgh during summer. Especially in particular spots, like where George IV bridge meets the high street. Tbf parts of the pavement have long been impeded by works, but it’s the way folk just wander around guileless and seemingly unaware they’re stepping into traffic.This might not be immediately obvious to most of you. I can't see it happening in Edinburgh, but pedestrians on holiday casually walking up the middle of the road oblivious to drivers trying to go about their daily business. I had one today just sauntering along the road when there was a pavement six feet to his left. I couldn't pass him because there was a long line of traffic coming towards me so I gave him a quick toot of the horn, then a second when he ignored me, I checked he didn't have earbuds in then a more serious third when he continued. Cheeky bastard actually waved his fist at me.
Only my age and the fear of Thai police cells saved the *&*^
Was he local or touristThis might not be immediately obvious to most of you. I can't see it happening in Edinburgh, but pedestrians on holiday casually walking up the middle of the road oblivious to drivers trying to go about their daily business. I had one today just sauntering along the road when there was a pavement six feet to his left. I couldn't pass him because there was a long line of traffic coming towards me so I gave him a quick toot of the horn, then a second when he ignored me, I checked he didn't have earbuds in then a more serious third when he continued. Cheeky bastard actually waved his fist at me.
Only my age and the fear of Thai police cells saved the *&*^
