Little things that annoy you.

[EH17 Jimmy]

When untying my shoe laces, if it doesn't untie cleanly and I get a knot in the lace I go berserk.

Food falling off my fork just as I am about to pop it into my mouth, drives me mental. I always feel it's the food's last attempt at escape.

That's what your t-shirt or shirt is for. The last hurdle before the food escapes

 

[Forzahibs]

And another update on my granddaughter. She re-applied and has now been accepted. Woo hoo.....

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thats brilliant , well done her

 

[emerald green]

When untying my shoe laces, if it doesn't untie cleanly and I get a knot in the lace I go berserk.

Food falling off my fork just as I am about to pop it into my mouth, drives me mental. I always feel it's the food's last attempt at escape.

are you still using your fork as baby jesus intended Burbank, or do you cut then fork away? If he latter, i feel this maybe a contributing factor.

 

[Findlayhibby]

Loosing the end to the sellotape.

 

[Forzahibs]

Loosing the end to the sellotape.

Did you see the chewin the fat video ? Brilliant

 

[HaarlemShuffler]

88are you still using your fork as baby jesus intended Burbank, or do you cut then fork away? If he latter, i feel this maybe a contributing factor.

Nae clue wtf goin on here?

 

[Stu]

Nae clue wtf goin on here?

Some in North America tend to cut their meal up with a knife before eating it with a fork.

 

[emerald green]

Nae clue wtf goin on here?

americans use their cutlery differently than we do

 

[Doc Shrink]

Bradley Walsh’s son on Gladiators.
Fuckin grinning wee monkey faced twat with a maroon suit who would be taking trolleys back at Morrisons if it wasn’t for his dad
Creepy wee fucker.

 

[HaarlemShuffler]

americans use their cutlery differently than we do

Thx fir that but am still in the dark about why cutlery positioning or use has any figurative effect on what I have now forgotten we are talking about

 

[HaarlemShuffler]

But it has been a tough day....

 

[EH17 Jimmy]

But it has been a tough day....

It was your mates funeral on weds wasn't it?

 

[joethehibby]

Bradley Walsh’s son on Gladiators.
Fuckin grinning wee monkey faced twat with a maroon suit who would be taking trolleys back at Morrisons if it wasn’t for his dad
Creepy wee fucker.

Mibby the maroon suit tipping the balance there Doc

 

[joethehibby]

Some in North America tend to cut their meal up with a knife before eating it with a fork.

Is that not just the one - handed ones

 

[joethehibby]

And another update on my granddaughter. She re-applied and has now been accepted. Woo hoo.....

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Great news

 

[connerg]

When untying my shoe laces, if it doesn't untie cleanly and I get a knot in the lace I go berserk.

Food falling off my fork just as I am about to pop it into my mouth, drives me mental. I always feel it's the food's last attempt at escape.

Wear slip-ons and eat pizza.

 

[HaarlemShuffler]

It was your mates funeral on weds wasn't it?

Yip.

 

[EH17 Jimmy]

Yip.

All go ok? Well as good as a funeral can get anyway.

 

[HaarlemShuffler]

Bit of a long wake, goin back tae ma pit for a wee sleep-in...

 

[joethehibby]

More of a big annoyance . People who move up next to you when your paying at checkouts get back ya cnut

 

[Westside Green]

More of a big annoyance . People who move up next to you when your paying at checkouts get back ya cnut

I always stay behind my trolley but I might use it to usher you out the door if you're not heading for the exit after your time is up

 

[Sancho Panza]

I always stay behind my trolley but I might use it to usher you out the door if you're not heading for the exit after your time is up

Yes. That bugs me too. Usually someone staring at their phone. File under my previous gripe about fannying around in supermarkets.

 

[joethehibby]

I always stay behind my trolley but I might use it to usher you out the door if you're not heading for the exit after your time is up

Good man

 

[joethehibby]

I always stay behind my trolley but I might use it to usher you out the door if you're not heading for the exit after your time is up

Oh well somebody hopefully disny get your pincode and gets into your account(s). I take no time to pay my bill, but don’t particularly like some geezer standing watching me doin it

 

[Westside Green]

Oh well somebody hopefully disny get your pincode and gets into your account(s). I take no time to pay my bill, but don’t particularly like some geezer standing watching me doin it

They won't get my pin as I empty out £94.62 worth of change to pay for the messages

 

[joethehibby]

They won't get my pin as I empty out £94.62 worth of change to pay for the messages

 

[joethehibby]

They won't get my pin as I empty out £94.62 worth of change to pay for the messages

Ah so your the cnut that counts out all the sheckles. Was In boots before xmas and this Japanese wifey was paying for something costing £510 with £10 notes . It took three staff to check it over a 10 minute period while I waited to get served

 

[Westside Green]

Ah so your the cnut that counts out all the sheckles. Was In boots before xmas and this Japanese wifey was paying for something costing £510 with £10 notes . It took three staff to check it over a 10 minute period while I waited to get served

Why does it take 3 of them to count to 51? Maybe just the novelty of cash

 

[joethehibby]

Why does it take 3 of them to count to 51? Maybe just the novelty of cash

Suppose easy to count two stuck together
Can count on one finger the number of times I use cash in a week, mibby carryoot

 

[blue toon hibby]

Suppose easy to count two stuck together
Can count on one finger the number of times I use cash in a week, mibby carryoot

Do you need a finger to count to one?

 

[joethehibby]

Do you need a finger to count to one?

The sentences are not related

 

[connerg]

Health and Safety courses at work. In particular, the slips, trips and falls module, which needs to be taken every few months.

 

[blue toon hibby]

Health and Safety courses at work. In particular, the slips, trips and falls module, which needs to be taken every few months.

The Manual Handling one used to annoy me, basically how to pick up a box.

 

[EH17 Jimmy]

Health and Safety courses at work. In particular, the slips, trips and falls module, which needs to be taken every few months.

We were sent to the auld Telford for a heath and safety course.
Geezer giving it the big story.

Only to trip over the electrical cable he had stretched over the floor for his projector.

A fair few chuckles were had at his red face.

Health and safety should be renamed common sense and safety.

 

[connerg]

Aye, lift with your knees not your back. Awkward.

 

[Bangkokhibby]

Health and Safety courses at work. In particular, the slips, trips and falls module, which needs to be taken every few months.

Oh man, courses! Especially health and safety
Thank fuck I'm retired.
I'll decide what side of the stairs I'll walk up and if I'll hold the handrail.

 

[Cavalier]

Health and Safety courses at work. In particular, the slips, trips and falls module, which needs to be taken every few months.

To save a bit of time i did the NEBOSH general certificate

 

[Westside Green]

Commentary drive. Usually you're told just to concentrate on driving but once a year have somebody sitting beside you listening to you thinking out loud. Tracker and cameras already watching you every day

 

[Fernando]

Ach ye’s aw fell a sleep in class.
You must remember pinch points,a once seen a boy loss his hied cos the door was to wee,

 

[blue toon hibby]

Ach ye’s aw fell a sleep in class.
You must remember pinch points,a once seen a boy loss his hied cos the door was to wee,

When I started working offshore there were a lot of older guys with missing fingers and they were known as “the nine and under club”. Pinch points weren’t a thing back then.