Little things that annoy you.

Probably mentioned this before but drivers in supermarket car parks who don't seem to realise that the road markings need to be observed just like the ones outside, namely give way, pedestrian crossings and indicating at mini roundabouts.
Oh and the lazy cvnts who abandon their trolley in a parking space and you don't see it until you have tried to turn into it and when you try to reverse out there is another driver up your arse. Utter cvnts. And not good cvnts. 🤬
 
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Overgrown hedges.There's one in Sleigh Drive that grows right out over the pavement which requires moving right out onto the grass verge if two people are passing.I know it is trivial but for some reason it really gets my goat.
 
This probably trivial too . Drivers who stay to the left of a one - way street when they are turning right, like in front of boots at kirkcaldy retail park 🤷‍♂️😡
 
Common on the news just now for serious reasons and I don't mean to make light of it. An ex girlfriend from California and her friends told me you'd never find a native of LA calling it Los Angelees. It bugged them when they heard foreigners say it and it's bugged me ever since.
 
This probably trivial too . Drivers who stay to the left of a one - way street when they are turning right, like in front of boots at kirkcaldy retail park 🤷‍♂️😡
why its not like you could get 2 cars abreast there or not easily anyway ?
 
Bastards. I had told myself to ignore them but my inner good guy won out today. I stood back to let a pregnant Russian lady and her husband through a door first. There was no need as I was a good bit in front of them. Both sailed past without a word or a glance. Arrogant *&*^. It's well known in Thailand anyway this behaviour is commonplace. Did I mention they were *&*^. I hope Putin sends out snatch squads to take the fuckers home. See how arrogant they'll be in a trench.
Sorry to go on about this but FFS I'm reminded daily what *&*^ they are.
Today I was aware of a fat, shot putter type wifie behind us on a narrow pavement. I stepped into the road to let her past but no she decided to close right up on my tiny Thai wife 😡 I told the missus there was someone behind her who wanted past. She stepped aside and the arrogant *&*^ not only didnt acknowledge our presence but actually shook her head in annoyance. Obviously she also ignored my loud sarcastic shout of "you're welcome"
Bastards. I really fucking hate them.
 
why its not like you could get 2 cars abreast there or not easily anyway ?
You can , but why sit to the left when turning right anyway, like I said, a tad trivial. I’ll double check but pretty sure can be easily done before getting in touch with the park’s admin 🤔
 
Common on the news just now for serious reasons and I don't mean to make light of it. An ex girlfriend from California and her friends told me you'd never find a native of LA calling it Los Angelees. It bugged them when they heard foreigners say it and it's bugged me ever since.
How do the natives pronounce it then?
 
Another one and probably reinforcing @egb_hibs "cantankerous" description of me 🤔😀
Being on holiday, or actually living in a foreign country and talking politics. Christ the amount of yanks talking Trump is amazing. Brits, give up with the illegal immigrant talk.
 
You can , but why sit to the left when turning right anyway, like I said, a tad trivial. I’ll double check but pretty sure can be easily done before getting in touch with the park’s admin 🤔
probably just habit and its not really a street as such . That whole retail park is badly laid out to be honest
 
At supermarket check outs. There's an orderly queue in front of you. You empty your shopping on to the conveyor belt and put the wee bar behind you for the next person.
So you're standing waiting and then the twat behind you grabs the wee bar and pushes your shopping up till it's the size of a mole hill and proceeds to load his shopping on.

Look ya waste o space it makes no difference if ma shopping takes up 2 feet or 2 inches it still takes the same time to put them through.!!!!
Happened in Lidl one time the guy actually uses his grubby hands to move my shopping, well he tried. Boy did he get a verbal doin' I was raging ,the whole shop must have heard. I was too slow at the time, I should have shouted "Oi you, get yer dirty hands off ma banana 🍌 "
But that's a story for another day.
 
At supermarket check outs. There's an orderly queue in front of you. You empty your shopping on to the conveyor belt and put the wee bar behind you for the next person.
So you're standing waiting and then the twat behind you grabs the wee bar and pushes your shopping up till it's the size of a mole hill and proceeds to load his shopping on.

Look ya waste o space it makes no difference if ma shopping takes up 2 feet or 2 inches it still takes the same time to put them through.!!!!
Happened in Lidl one time the guy actually uses his grubby hands to move my shopping, well he tried. Boy did he get a verbal doin' I was raging ,the whole shop must have heard. I was too slow at the time, I should have shouted "Oi you, get yer dirty hands off ma banana 🍌 "
But that's a story for another day.
Absolutely, checkouts and shops in general
I was in Aldi doing the weekly food shop. The punter behind starts loading his goods next to mind. I say can you not wait. He stands there and just stares at me. His stuff was moved back. Also in Aldi, it was busy, and I said excuse me to a guy in front of me, who was just standing blocking the aisle. He turns around and barks at me PLEASE! I said I did say please and then he says, but you didn't say it nicely. I asked him if he wanted me to w@#k him off, Online shopping is the way forward for me.
 
Glenrothes has, on the whole got free parking, never understood how kirkcaldy hasn’t 🤷‍♂️ same cooncil 🤔
Don't really know Kirkcaldy for parking as only really ever go o the retail park . Glenrothes is free but why would you want to park at the shopping centre ???
 
The bastard glass falling out of your washing machine when you have finished one load and have another at least two lurking about ready to do.

And having to get a new machine now as well. 🤬
 
When a politician pops their clogs and the dafties stand up in Westminster declaring the deceased was one of the great parliamentarians of our time (no hard to be considering the competition).
 
When a fuckin uni tells your grandbairn they have been accepted for a place.

Only to notify her a week later that it was a mistake and she shouldn't have been sent that. 🤬🤬
That's terrible, mate. I hope she gets sorted with another uni.
 
When a fuckin uni tells your grandbairn they have been accepted for a place.

Only to notify her a week later that it was a mistake and she shouldn't have been sent that. 🤬🤬
Fuck me that’s a sore one. No doubt it was the computer’s fault - EGB get it sorted.
 
Aye Doc I think she deserves some answers from them.
When I'm next up there to visit I'll get her to show me the correspondence and see what can be done.
 
Don't really know Kirkcaldy for parking as only really ever go o the retail park . Glenrothes is free but why would you want to park at the shopping centre ???
Not so much me, but one of the reasons the town centre is now crap along with high rates for businesses