What you're eating. What you're drinking. What you're watching?

Just went tae the local Chinese for a carry out. Coming back in the car and I thought the bag wi the carry out moved, a couple of hundred yards later and it done it again. I pulled in and opened the bag a bit and I seen a pair of eyes at the back of the bag. I opened it a bit more and sure enough theres 2 eyes staring back at me.
I tied the bag up and took it back tae the Chinese tae complain. The boy serving opened the bag and looked in it and said tae me, thats what you ordered...a Peking duck.
 
Just went tae the local Chinese for a carry out. Coming back in the car and I thought the bag wi the carry out moved, a couple of hundred yards later and it done it again. I pulled in and opened the bag a bit and I seen a pair of eyes at the back of the bag. I opened it a bit more and sure enough theres 2 eyes staring back at me.
I tied the bag up and took it back tae the Chinese tae complain. The boy serving opened the bag and looked in it and said tae me, thats what you ordered...a Peking duck.
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Cruesli with milk, custard, apple compote and honey

Bottle of tap water

Australia v Brazil - entertaining in all ways 2-4 with 3m to go, big stooshie too
 
My mates away to pick up a ruby and drop it into my lassies hoose for me and the bairns soooooo

Scranning lamb with a dip and a wee Chapatti.

Guzzlin juice.

Watching a film after the scran with the bairns. No sure what film though
 
My mates away to pick up a ruby and drop it into my lassies hoose for me and the bairns soooooo

Scranning lamb with a dip and a wee Chapatti.

Guzzlin juice.

Watching a film after the scran with the bairns. No sure what film though
Are you any wiser?
 
Scranning cold meats, soft cheese, chili oatcakes and beetroot.

Guzzlin juice.

Watching Mad Max Fury Road.
 
Just tanned my tea.

Wee slab of chicken breast, some salad, wee splash of balsamic over the rabbit food. Now wee cup of decaf and a read of the Bounce to see the daily slavering, and join in!
 
Eating fuk-thong (Thai pumpkin) one of my favorite foods. Steamed slices smothered in mayonnaise and sprinkled with chilli flakes.
Drinking San Miguel light with a Sang Som chaser.
Watching the BMW ladies golf in South Korea.
 
Up at my lassies so it's (soon to be)

Scranning mince, tatties and doughboys.

Guzzlin juice.

Watching Hells Kitchen with Furball the twin.