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- Oct 5, 2021
Pitted green olives, Tenjaku Japanese whisky. Just waiting for the Solheim cup first foursomes to tee off.
Inverted green armadillos, LIKE
Just went tae the local Chinese for a carry out. Coming back in the car and I thought the bag wi the carry out moved, a couple of hundred yards later and it done it again. I pulled in and opened the bag a bit and I seen a pair of eyes at the back of the bag. I opened it a bit more and sure enough theres 2 eyes staring back at me.
I tied the bag up and took it back tae the Chinese tae complain. The boy serving opened the bag and looked in it and said tae me, thats what you ordered...a Peking duck.

Are you any wiser?My mates away to pick up a ruby and drop it into my lassies hoose for me and the bairns soooooo
Scranning lamb with a dip and a wee Chapatti.
Guzzlin juice.
Watching a film after the scran with the bairns. No sure what film though
Expecting a windy night in your neighbourhood.Gherkin and baked beans curry, chocolate and marmalade pie, watching the budget.

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