TRUMP IS A See you next Tuesday

Trump likes to mention his Mum, Mary Ann McCleod, born in Stornoway. When in Scotland, surely he would like to visit her birthplace!

As an aside, Starmer coming to Scotland to meet Trump just reinforces he is his puppy dog.
I have a friend from up there who's granny knew his granny - worse than the old Greggs rumors, I know 🤣

She will be spinning in her grave, apparently, if she knew even a tiny wee bit of what her grandson was upto 😆

I mean, cheating at golf!!! If there wasn't a line already crossed, there's the measure of the man.
 
And how come the chief Trump arse licker never got a meeting?

Maybe he got held up in Clacton 😆
 
I'm sure you don't.
You seem to be spectacularly out of touch with the current thinking within the internal machinations of the Labour Party for someone so apparently devoted. Then again you've no idea what the leader is on about half the time...
 
 
You seem to be spectacularly out of touch with the current thinking within the internal machinations of the Labour Party for someone so apparently devoted. Then again you've no idea what the leader is on about half the time...
Strange, for a man gifted with knowing the minds of everyone else better than they do themselves.
 
You seem to be spectacularly out of touch with the current thinking within the internal machinations of the Labour Party for someone so apparently devoted. Then again you've no idea what the leader is on about half the time...
Really?
 
You once mentioned that you knew Archie in real life iirc. I don't want to know anything more on this doc. In 20 plus years I've never asked you for anything, but im asking you now.
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Well that's taking rather sinister and threatening turn.
 
You once mentioned that you knew Archie in real life iirc. I don't want to know anything more on this doc. In 20 plus years I've never asked you for anything, but im asking you now.
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Yes, it's true. I have indeed met Archie in my professional life........

I've retired, but obviously Archie is still a complete bampot.
 
If you think soliciting details about my private life is humour crack on.
What? what?

Let me explain human to you here, Archie; the 'joke' here - good, bad or indifferent - was that i didnt want to know any further details if you were, in fact, Doc's wife. The implication of the joke is its too horrifying to contemplate and its underpinning is your - per shrinks own gag - shared characteristics and his knowing you. Get it ? Absurdism you might call it.

'soliciting details about your private life'? In the long parade of delusional stuff you have given to us, this takes the biscuit.

You dont come out of the same cookie cutter as me, that's for sure. Possibly the weirdest post ive even seen here.
 
What? what?

Let me explain human to you here, Archie; the 'joke' here - good, bad or indifferent - was that i didnt want to know any further details if you were, in fact, Doc's wife. The underpinning of that joke were your shared characteristics and his knowing you? Get it ? Absurdism you might call it.

'soliciting details about your private life'? In the long parade of delusional stuff you have given to us, this takes the biscuit.
Let it go.

We are having issues as it is, and you are precipitating a divorce here.
Although I know Agnes.... I mean Archie has amassed a decent final salary pension, which will be to my benefit although to Jimmy's chagrin.
 
What? what?

Let me explain human to you here, Archie; the 'joke' here - good, bad or indifferent - was that i didnt want to know any further details if you were, in fact, Doc's wife. The implication of the joke is its too horrifying to contemplate and its underpinning is your - per shrinks own gag - shared characteristics and his knowing you. Get it ? Absurdism you might call it.

'soliciting details about your private life'? In the long parade of delusional stuff you have given to us, this takes the biscuit.

You dont come out of the same cookie cutter as me, that's for sure. Possibly the weirdest post ive even seen here.
OK and this is my final word on it. If you approach a poster who you recall has said they know me and ask for details about me then maybe, just maybe, reflect on how that might be interpreted. In fact I don't think I'm the one looking weird on this.
 
OK and this is my final word on it. If you approach a poster who you recall has said they know me and ask for details about me then maybe, just maybe, reflect on how that might be interpreted. In fact I don't think I'm the one looking weird on this.
Where did i ask for details about you Archie? I think if you reread it you'll find the basis of the joke (or should that be an 'approach to doc') is I expressly did not want any details about the entirely and obviously false shrink / archie scenario concocted for the purpose of humour.

And that's before even touching on such an absurd misreading it deserves an Olympic medal.

I'm genuinely stunned. No wonder you misunderstand people more generally ffs.
 
Let it go.

We are having issues as it is, and you are precipitating a divorce here.
Although I know Agnes.... I mean Archie has amassed a decent final salary pension, which will be to my benefit although to Jimmy's chagrin.
You a big frozen fan then, what? I hear you say 🤣
 
OK and this is my final word on it. If you approach a poster who you recall has said they know me and ask for details about me then maybe, just maybe, reflect on how that might be interpreted. In fact I don't think I'm the one looking weird on this.
Archie, relax, man — maybe exchange a couple of DMs here and be reassured?
 
Look @Archie I am genuinely sorry if I inadvertently caused you alarm.

But that's the best I can do, because inadvertently is doing a lot of work here versus quite heroic levels of misinterpretation on your part. Hopefully with morning eyes you will see that if you read again.
 
I see the Donald had a dig at Sturgeon while trying to blow smoke up Swinneys arse. He really is a classless prick and the sooner all his shit hits the fan the better.
You just know that when he dies the hiding in plain sight Saville revelations will come a rolling in. You just know it.
 
What? what?

Let me explain human to you here, Archie; the 'joke' here - good, bad or indifferent - was that i didnt want to know any further details if you were, in fact, Doc's wife. The implication of the joke is its too horrifying to contemplate and its underpinning is your - per shrinks own gag - shared characteristics and his knowing you. Get it ? Absurdism you might call it.

'soliciting details about your private life'? In the long parade of delusional stuff you have given to us, this takes the biscuit.

You dont come out of the same cookie cutter as me, that's for sure. Possibly the weirdest post ive even seen here.
The weirdest post you've seen on here?
Ryan will be devastated!
 
Where did i ask for details about you Archie? I think if you reread it you'll find the basis of the joke (or should that be an 'approach to doc') is I expressly did not want any details about the entirely and obviously false shrink / archie scenario concocted for the purpose of humour.

And that's before even touching on such an absurd misreading it deserves an Olympic medal.

I'm genuinely stunned. No wonder you misunderstand people more generally ffs.
Aside from that.I really hope everyone gets behind the team fantastically tomorrow :coffee1:
 
Stupid bugger didn't even know where he was meeting Putin originally - or thought Alaska was in Russia!