This, from a Facebook fans' page.
They've just won their division to get promotion to the Isthmian Premier. Been getting 1,000+ fans for recent games, in a tight title race, taking their average over 900 for the season. As I say, they were in "twa 'n' a dug" territory for gates when I was l there, I'd guess at Essex County League Division 2 level.
ITV had just wrapped a 6-part documentary, Wrexham style, due to be screened imminently. It was/is called "Up the Jammers!"

(Insert soap / showers / Big Bubba joke here)
"So let's talk Maldon & Tiptree shall we? They're hardly the first club in Essex to be ran by idiots.
They've got a "board" of one Director, who seems to be the son of the now charged father and owner. In a very very strange family set up, where said father is in a relationship with his daughters ex boyfriend, both of which are now charged and remanded ! Oh yes very normal it would seem.
He was banned from running any company for eight years in 2010, but was still allowed to stroll into Maldon & Tiptree with his money laundering empire.
Why no statement from the Club as yet? Because the only person now "in charge" can't speak to his crook and very dysfunctional Daddy can he, that's why, so it is totally rudderless.
I'd be keen to hear from any Maldon & Tiptree supporters, were serious concerns really not raised about the way the Club was being run before any of this? Were you not concerned about having only one Director who is the son of an owner? And the obvious lack of accountability that this brings?
Let Maldon and Tiptree FC be a sad, tragic example of why you should never operate a Non league club in this way."
"Your father is your brother,
Your sister is your mother,
You like to shag each other
In the Essex family."
Could easily happen in Ayrshire, though maybe without the gay bit.