Little things that annoy you.

When you park away from anyone in a supermarket but when you come back some twat has parked their Wankpanzer so you can't get in your driver door 🤬
Supermarket car parks eh.......

1- Twats that treat the car park as a racecourse and fly round corners on two wheels semingly oblivious to anyone coming from the opposite direction.
2- Tossers that park in disabled/parent&child/pick up point rather than walk a short distance when perfectly able.
3- Eejits who won't let you finish reversing out from a parking spot but would rather swerve round you whilst glaring, or simply pretending they haven't seen you.
4- Selfish bastards that take the last easy-reach trolley leaving only the big fuckers that give your back twinges leaning into the bastards and getting your stuff out.
5- Lazy gits leaving the trolleys without returning them, one of which is fated to ding my car, sooner or later.
 
Supermarket car parks eh.....

1- Twats that treat the car park as a racecourse and fly round corners on two wheels semingly oblivious to anyone coming from the opposite direction.
2- Tossers that park in disabled/parent&child/pick up point rather than walk a short distance when perfectly able.
3- Eejits who won't let you finish reversing out from a parking spot but would rather swerve round you whilst glaring, or simply pretending they haven't seen you.
4- Selfish bastards that take the last easy-reach trolley leaving only the big fuckers that give your back twinges leaning into the bastards and getting your stuff out.
5- Lazy gits leaving the trolleys without returning them, one of which is fated to ding my car, sooner or later.
Simple solution to that , move parent and child spaces further away , nobody would use them then (including those parents who whine about others using them )
 
Supermarket car parks eh.....

1- Twats that treat the car park as a racecourse and fly round corners on two wheels semingly oblivious to anyone coming from the opposite direction.
2- Tossers that park in disabled/parent&child/pick up point rather than walk a short distance when perfectly able.
3- Eejits who won't let you finish reversing out from a parking spot but would rather swerve round you whilst glaring, or simply pretending they haven't seen you.
4- Selfish bastards that take the last easy-reach trolley leaving only the big fuckers that give your back twinges leaning into the bastards and getting your stuff out.
5- Lazy gits leaving the trolleys without returning them, one of which is fated to ding my car, sooner or later.

I feel a nerve may have been touched...
 
When you park away from anyone in a supermarket but when you come back some twat has parked their Wankpanzer so you can't get in your driver door 🤬
I hate moped and fatbike riders who leave their bikes on a footstand right across about 5 bicycle rack places.

Kuntzzz!!

Luckily only happens about once a year 😀

But your mention of Wankpanzer sent me into a brief germanic/French etymological frenzy... in Dutch, they say a 'gepantserde' (armoured) vehicle (while 'wank' is the root of words meaning something like unstable, crooked unsteady).

So I thought panzer/pantser would be something to do with steel, or plating.

Nope, turns out its nearest cognate in modern Eng is 'paunch' as it comes from Lat 'panticem' meaning stomach.

The part then that protected the stomach took on the word for stomach.

I know, cracked me up too! :gigglle::giggley: zzzzzzz
 
I hate moped and fatbike riders who leave their bikes on a footstand right across about 5 bicycle rack places.

Kuntzzz!!

Luckily only happens about once a year 😀

But your mention of Wankpanzer sent me into a brief germanic/French etymological frenzy... in Dutch, they say a 'gepantserde' (armoured) vehicle (while 'wank' is the root of words meaning something like unstable, crooked unsteady).

So I thought panzer/pantser would be something to do with steel, or plating.

Nope, turns out its nearest cognate in modern Eng is 'paunch' as it comes from Lat 'panticem' meaning stomach.

The part then that protected the stomach took on the word for stomach.

I know, cracked me up too! :gigglle::giggley: zzzzzzz

Farkinhell 🤣
 
Moderate republican Trump apologists annoy me. The hardcore Trump bams are obviously thick and deplorable but there's not enough of them to have got him into power. It's the republicans with half a brain who do know how much of a dangerous fuckwit he is, but waved him in anyway purely to deny whoever stood on the other side, who put him in power. Twice. And now the entire world is paying the price. Literally.

Complicit fuckers who surely sleep with guilt on their mind every night.

Or maybe not.
 
Main road between brixham and paignton just at the top of our village shut today, bomb scare. Dickhead caught, used his ain phone tae phone it in. Road shut most of the day.
Arses like that really piss me off
 
Watched a YouTube of our new manager.
Enjoyed it. He looks inspirational.
Before I could switch off there was a 4-0 defeat by the Gunts in a semi final.
I was there, but I’d shut it out my memory.
Fuckin YouTube.
 
Main road between brixham and paignton just at the top of our village shut today, bomb scare. Dickhead caught, used his ain phone tae phone it in. Road shut most of the day.
Arses like that really piss me off
Beyond belief somebody would be such a dick but seems there is no such thing as shame in some folks dna. Utterly sad feckers.
 
This is appearing every time I change pages when using my mobile @Jamie and it's a thing that's annoying me at present
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Today my Dug is going in here. His favourite wee bitch is in heat. He has decided rolling in fox poo like it is the best cologne ever is the best way to impress her.

He is only 8kg but Its going to be 10 minutes in the shower, then 45 minutes and at least 2 towels and a blanket to get him dry.
 
Today my Dug is going in here. His favourite wee bitch is in heat. He has decided rolling in fox poo like it is the best cologne ever is the best way to impress her.

He is only 8kg but Its going to be 10 minutes in the shower, then 45 minutes and at least 2 towels and a blanket to get him dry.

Ach, we've all been there 🤭
 
Today my Dug is going in here. His favourite wee bitch is in heat. He has decided rolling in fox poo like it is the best cologne ever is the best way to impress her.

He is only 8kg but Its going to be 10 minutes in the shower, then 45 minutes and at least 2 towels and a blanket to get him dry.
True story, was working in Charlie Reid's hoose when his missus came back from walking Sauzie, their Irish wolfhound. It was fuckin stinking having been rolling in fox shite up the Braids.
 
I keep trying to renew my private membership but only get so far then out.
Is this your doing @Shrink?
 
True story, was working in Charlie Reid's hoose when his missus came back from walking Sauzie, their Irish wolfhound. It was fuckin stinking having been rolling in fox shite up the Braids.
Fox shite is pleasurably aromatic when compared to human shite that some manky bastard has left in the woods for your dug to roll in. Or on another occasion the spillage from the tanker at the local sewage works. 🤮
 
Dirty sneaky thieving cvnts. Posted in the old photies thread as well. The lid on the right has been chored 🤬🤬🤬🤬


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When you’re on the phone in the car but driving through an area with pish signal and the line starts to break up. After about 30 seconds of radio silence, you say “I’m gonnae go, cannae hear you” and just as you’re hanging up the line becomes perfectly clear again and you receive a “bye” or similar goodbye.