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EH17 Jimmy said:
Bastard hunters trying to kill white rhinos but then this happens....

🤣🤣🤣🤣


An armed poacher sneaking up on unsuspecting rhinos was ambushed by a herd of elephants and trampled to death as he lined up a shot to cash in on its prized horn.

Two men with a high-powered rifle and an axe had crossed into the iconic Kruger National Park in South Africa looking for a potential £10,000 payday with a single shot.

www.dailymail.com

Poacher trampled by elephants while trying to shoot a white rhino

Two men with a high-powered rifle and an axe had crossed into the iconic Kruger National Park in South Africa looking for a potential £10,000 pay day with a single shot.
www.dailymail.com www.dailymail.com
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Mon the heffalumps -sticking up for the rhinos
 
I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but contestants on Tipping Point not being able to work out when the counter should be dropped does my nut in.

"Oh, another rider, why is that happening to me"

Because you're a fucking idiot; that's why!
 
Dub said:
I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but contestants on Tipping Point not being able to work out when the counter should be dropped does my nut in.

"Oh, another rider, why is that happening to me"

Because you're a fucking idiot; that's why!
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The boy that does that show should be paid more.
Repeated attempts to make it sound exciting are cringeworthy and he must die a little inside every time he shouts "Nearly....... Oh no!!!!!"

I just catch the tail end while waiting on the News. As I'm sure @Dub does.
:coffee1:

Braindead TV.
:read:
 
Doc Shrink said:
The boy that does that show should be paid more.
Repeated attempts to make it sound exciting are cringeworthy and he must die a little inside every time he shouts "Nearly..... Oh no!!!!!"

I just catch the tail end while waiting on the News. As I'm sure @Dub does.
:coffee1:

Braindead TV.
:read:
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It's the way he says "Well done" when the contestant gets an answer right that only a numbskull wouldn't know the answer to such as "What do you call the building material made from trees?"

The bit I like most is the crushing disappointment the contestant must feel when they go for the gamble and fail miserably.
 
Forgetting the names of famous people or objects you know we'll.
Robert de Niro for one.
That fucking veg that looks like a wee tree!
I refuse to use Google. I even remember Bush senior saying he hated it but can I remember the name??????
 
Bangkokhibby said:
Forgetting the names of famous people or objects you know we'll.
Robert de Niro for one.
That fucking veg that looks like a wee tree!
I refuse to use Google. I even remember Bush senior saying he hated it but can I remember the name??????
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Is it that wee Cubby guy that made all the Bond movies?
 
The word "Holibobs". As in "Off on my holibobs tomorrow".

I don't care how it is spelled and it is a word for terminally uncool people with minimal imagination. Makes my teeth itch if I come across it.

Also "Tasty Meal" as used to be condescending while boasting about being amazing at cooking full meals for a family of four for 30p on internet message boards. Total pap of course........
 
Cavalier said:
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beat it middle finger GIF by Dr. Paul Bearer
 
greencol said:
Is that so?
Is that why hearts supply their playing staff with them?
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Just on that subject of clubs supplying staff with cars, I’ve always wondered why Bayern Munich supply their staff with Audis (glorified VWs and Skodas) rather than BMW that has its HQ is in Munich. Unless there’s been a corporate fallout in the past.
 
Beagle said:
Just on that subject of clubs supplying staff with cars, I’ve always wondered why Bayern Munich supply their staff with Audis (glorified VWs and Skodas) rather than BMW that has its HQ is in Munich. Unless there’s been a corporate fallout in the past.
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Didn't Audi supply much to Adolf and his mates.
Auto Union as it was back then.
Not that that answers your question, but there will be a reason i suppose?
 
paigntonhibby said:
Fuckers that dinnae indicate at roundabouts 🤬
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Fuckers that won't let you merge from slip road onto motorway into traffic that is crawling. Wanker in his fancy car nearly had to explain to his insurance why he accelerated and caused lots of damage rather than follow rules of the road and allow my battered old work van to merge.
I ended up wanting him to cause an accident.
 
Westside Green said:
Fuckers that won't let you merge from slip road onto motorway into traffic that is crawling. Wanker in his fancy car nearly had to explain to his insurance why he accelerated and caused lots of damage rather than follow rules of the road and allow my battered old work van to merge.
I ended up wanting him to cause an accident.
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You do know that the main carriageway has right of way and traffic merging from the slip road has to give way?
 
Westside Green said:
Yes but when the traffic is doing 5 mph you don't close the gap to prevent merging.
See highway code rule 134
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While I agree that under certain conditions a zip merge is preferable, the Highway Code rules are just that. Rules. If you emerge from a give way and cause an accident it’s a violation of the Road Traffic Act, section 36 (if memory serves me correctly)
 
Beagle said:
While I agree that under certain conditions a zip merge is preferable, the Highway Code rules are just that. Rules. If you emerge from a give way and cause an accident it’s a violation of the Road Traffic Act, section 36 (if memory serves me correctly)
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I'm not getting done when the wanker accelerates to close the gap in crawling traffic
 
EH17 Jimmy said:
Bastard hunters trying to kill white rhinos but then this happens....

🤣🤣🤣🤣


An armed poacher sneaking up on unsuspecting rhinos was ambushed by a herd of elephants and trampled to death as he lined up a shot to cash in on its prized horn.

Two men with a high-powered rifle and an axe had crossed into the iconic Kruger National Park in South Africa looking for a potential £10,000 payday with a single shot.

www.dailymail.com

Poacher trampled by elephants while trying to shoot a white rhino

Two men with a high-powered rifle and an axe had crossed into the iconic Kruger National Park in South Africa looking for a potential £10,000 pay day with a single shot.
www.dailymail.com www.dailymail.com
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Brilliant
Especially the 3 that got eaten alive by the lions… all they found were bits of bones and their shoes 🕺
Love reading stuff like this… scumbags
 
Westside Green said:
Yes but when the traffic is doing 5 mph you don't close the gap to prevent merging.
See highway code rule 134
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My worst hate is…you’re at a junction, turning right. The traffic builds up and they are heading opposite way, it slows and comes to a stop and some wanker stops right on front of you so you can’t pull out to go in the opposite direction. 🤬🤬
 
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