Westside Green
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Must be a wind up but if it's not the chimp wins. Face and baws ripped off within a minute.
Little things that annoy you.
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If the Chimpanzee decides it wants to fight back it will rip the bloke limb from limb.
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All of those Scotto ads do my head in.
Another one that I may have mentioned in the past is the KardiaMobile ad. The guy starts telling his mate about it when they get in the car; he's still telling him about it when they are at the gym and keeps wittering on about it when they're on the exercise bikes. He must be a right laugh at parties.
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What about the speeding ad.
“And Mark wins the race”.Eejit.
“And Mark wins the race”.Eejit.
Findlayhibby
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'ASAP' .
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Best laid plans and all that........
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Politicians who just will not answer a question without blaming the last government.
Just tell us what YOUR government are going to do or just git tae fuck.
Just tell us what YOUR government are going to do or just git tae fuck.
paigntonhibby
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I take it youve just been watching politics live
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Watched pmqs mate.
Some daftie liberal wummin in green was rabbiting away and I'm still no sure what it was she was asking about.
Burnham on about the last Tory government and Badenock saying the last government was Starmers.
Just answer a question sometimes.
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People who leave 1 star reviews on Amazon, which have nothing to do with the product. Like, arrived damaged, or wouldn't download. Yeah but was the product any good ya fucking muppet?
connerg
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All pre-rehearsed. It's a charade pal.
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Aye it's rubbish. Whoever is PM shouldn't know what the question is going to be.
They would just give the stock answer of the 'last government' crap.
I mind when there was two pmqs a week. Each 15 mins if I mind.
Either that or ask an awkward question and the dafties has to reply next day.
And please do away with this right honourable shite when talking.
They have no honour. Like respect it has to be earned.
They could do the Japanese thing of Hara Kiri (isnt it) where Ed Davey* could roller skate downhill onto a ceremonial blade. Get disembowelled before having his napper removed.
*Other dafties are available.
connerg
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Aye, there is nothing honourable about that shower of self serving snakes.
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Spot on Jimmy,
I don't remember when there were two pmqs a week and I'm quite old. Was that back in Pitt the Younger's day?
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PMQs have not always taken place on Wednesdays. Until dissolution of the House of Commons in March 1997, they took place twice a week on Tuesdays and Thursdays for 15 minutes. From the return of the Commons after the May 1997 General Election, PMQs switched to one 30-minute session every Wednesday.
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Apparently Blair hated pmqs because why would anyone want to question his judgement. Or something like that. 
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Wow a lovely politician type answer that one Shrink.I can verify that Dub is indeed quite old.
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Dirty greedy bastards........
Gheorghita Arsene, 33, died in in June 2020 when a 10ft deep trench collapsed on top of him, covering him in two tonnes of soil soil.
He had been working on a site where an old care home was being demolished to make way for a new purpose-built home.
Judge, Her Honour Judy Khan KC, said that “their failure to ensure that a safe system of work was motivated by the desire to get the works done quickly and cheaply”.
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Gheorghita Arsene, 33, died in in June 2020 when a 10ft deep trench collapsed on top of him, covering him in two tonnes of soil soil.
He had been working on a site where an old care home was being demolished to make way for a new purpose-built home.
Judge, Her Honour Judy Khan KC, said that “their failure to ensure that a safe system of work was motivated by the desire to get the works done quickly and cheaply”.
Worker died under two tonnes of soil in trench collapse
Two firms fined £1.1m and contracts manager given suspended jail sentence
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That's a little thing that annoyed you?Dirty greedy bastards......
Gheorghita Arsene, 33, died in in June 2020 when a 10ft deep trench collapsed on top of him, covering him in two tonnes of soil soil.
He had been working on a site where an old care home was being demolished to make way for a new purpose-built home.
Judge, Her Honour Judy Khan KC, said that “their failure to ensure that a safe system of work was motivated by the desire to get the works done quickly and cheaply”.
Worker died under two tonnes of soil in trench collapse
Two firms fined £1.1m and contracts manager given suspended jail sentence
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Aye. It's a little thing because none of the fuckers got jailed.That's a little thing that annoyed you?
Cheap exploited labour.
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The nights drawing in. 
Westside Green
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Why a suspended sentence for the manager? jJail for him and anybody else responsible for death or injuries at work due to being greedy, uncaring *&*^.Dirty greedy bastards......
Gheorghita Arsene, 33, died in in June 2020 when a 10ft deep trench collapsed on top of him, covering him in two tonnes of soil soil.
He had been working on a site where an old care home was being demolished to make way for a new purpose-built home.
Judge, Her Honour Judy Khan KC, said that “their failure to ensure that a safe system of work was motivated by the desire to get the works done quickly and cheaply”.
Worker died under two tonnes of soil in trench collapse
Two firms fined £1.1m and contracts manager given suspended jail sentence
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Adult male offended pearl clutchers. Women can do their own thing they're a different breed.
"Ooh Malky Mackay should never be near a football club"
"Ooh Nigel Farage shouldn't be allowed in British politics"
Really? Grow the fuck up.
"Ooh Malky Mackay should never be near a football club"
"Ooh Nigel Farage shouldn't be allowed in British politics"
Really? Grow the fuck up.
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My tan fading.
Westside Green
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Having a look in the freezer for any goodies and seeing what looks like a cheesecake box. Pick it up for a look and find out it's actually quiche.
Young porty
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Totally. Very depressing looking out the window at 8 and its dark. Autumn racing away already. Countdown to when my wife puts the heating on.The nights drawing in.
Young porty
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You know that means you need another holiday to top it up.
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Already booked.You know that means you need another holiday to top it up.
emerald green
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plums. specifically ones that were hard as cricket balls when I put them in the fruit bowl, LAST fricken saturday, which are still as hard as cricket balls THIS fricken saturday! 
paigntonhibby
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And when you go to eat them tomorrow will be all soft and horribleplums. specifically ones that were hard as cricket balls when I put them in the fruit bowl, LAST fricken saturday, which are still as hard as cricket balls THIS fricken saturday!
emerald green
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Westside Green
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Dark nights. I'm sure it was still broad daylight at half 7 last week
Young porty
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Worst thing about winter. Dont mind the cold but dark around 4 ish in december depressing.
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Bastard hunters trying to kill white rhinos but then this happens....
An armed poacher sneaking up on unsuspecting rhinos was ambushed by a herd of elephants and trampled to death as he lined up a shot to cash in on its prized horn.
Two men with a high-powered rifle and an axe had crossed into the iconic Kruger National Park in South Africa looking for a potential £10,000 payday with a single shot.
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An armed poacher sneaking up on unsuspecting rhinos was ambushed by a herd of elephants and trampled to death as he lined up a shot to cash in on its prized horn.
Two men with a high-powered rifle and an axe had crossed into the iconic Kruger National Park in South Africa looking for a potential £10,000 payday with a single shot.
Poacher trampled by elephants while trying to shoot a white rhino
Two men with a high-powered rifle and an axe had crossed into the iconic Kruger National Park in South Africa looking for a potential £10,000 pay day with a single shot.