Little things that annoy you.

[Keepitgreen]

This isn't exactly wee, but Evri delivery persons do my absolute nut in. And when I say Evri, I do mean every single one of the bastards.

 

[EH17 Jimmy]

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit … look away now If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit … look away now

 

[Ifield Hibee]

People who get on the front steps of an Aircraft when seated at the rear having been informed to use both front and back steps and then fight their way to the rear!!!!

 

[Bangkokhibby]

People who get on the front steps of an Aircraft when seated at the rear having been informed to use both front and back steps and then fight their way to the rear!!!!

Any *&*^ who stands up when told to stay seated. Either in the departure lounge before boarding or on the plane before disembarking. *&*^, utter fucking *&*^.

 

[EH17 Jimmy]

Well said.

 

[Young porty]

People who get on the front steps of an Aircraft when seated at the rear having been informed to use both front and back steps and then fight their way to the rear!!!!

Totally. Also on tour buses when folk are told to stay seated and ignore the guide then fall over and blame the guide. Some folks just don't listen.

 

[Sancho Panza]

Totally. Also on tour buses when folk are told to stay seated and ignore the guide then fall over and blame the guide. Some folks just don't listen.

 

[connerg]

tour buses

Open top tour buses should stick to the city centre.

 

[EH17 Jimmy]

Get rid of tourist buses and make the tourists use bikes. That way we can at least see more than one or two people using the cycle lanes.

 

[HaarlemShuffler]

The way anything I drop (food, fork, salt holder etc) when I'm eating and watching telly immediately gains a 500% energy boost on the way to the floor and ends up ensconced under the far end of the coffee table only salvageable by getting down on all fours and rummaging for 10 minutes before giving up and grabbing a brush or something to hook it out.

Get back to your comfy seat and the programme's finished!

 

[connerg]

Eat in the kitchen then.

 

[HaarlemShuffler]

Eat in the kitchen then.

Then anything I drop ends up behind the cooker or washing machine and I do not want to put my hand down those places without SAS backup.

 

[connerg]

Then anything I drop ends up behind the cooker or washing machine and I do not want to put my hand down those places without SAS backup.

The mice need fed too.

 

[EH17 Jimmy]

Get one of these Haarlem. In green obviously...

 

[EH17 Jimmy]

The mice need fed too.

I had a wee visiting moose. The wee dafty fell into the sink though so I managed to save him and throw him out.

Still no sure how he managed to get up onto the bunker though.

 

[HaarlemShuffler]

The mice need fed too.

They'd rather try their luck with traps, their union leader declared.

 

[blue toon hibby]

I had a wee visiting moose. The wee dafty fell into the sink though so I managed to save him and throw him out.

Still no sure how he managed to get up onto the bunker though.

We have a badger that visits every night - sometimes two of them. We put food out in an old pet bowl which has “hand holes” at the sides. The last few nights we’ve watched a mouse climb into the bowl, grab some food, then dart under the bowl through the hand holes. It usually does a runner before badger arrives but one night it was actually under the bowl the whole time the badger was feeding. Got to admire the wee thing.

 

[EH17 Jimmy]

They cannae half shift themselves as well the wee gits.

 

[connerg]

They can squeeze between the space under a door. Saw it with my own eyes one night.
Don't leave a finished pizza box lying around til the morning either.

 

[Findlayhibby]

Hertz being top of the league.

 

[Alex Edwards Shin pad]

When I put the washing machine on turn around and there's a sock in the middle of the floor
Just bloody happened

 

[Beagle]

When I put the washing machine on turn around and there's a sock in the middle of the floor
Just bloody happened

Even worse when you take the washing out of the machine and there’s a sock missing

 

[Young porty]

They can squeeze between the space under a door. Saw it with my own eyes one night.
Don't leave a finished pizza box lying around til the morning either.

They can bend their wee bodies to fit tiny spaces. I don't mind the wee blighters at all. Drive my other half nuts which is highly amusing. If there is roadworks near us we get them. Lost count of the number I've caught then let go the woods.

 

[Sancho Panza]

Smug pricks like this. Yes, I'd rather record narcissistic videos in my car than go to the pub with my mates. Probably because he has none.

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[jock3]

Folk on their mobile phones who walk into traffic and worse than that, give you a look when you pip your car horn. Arrestable offence if they also pushing a pram!

 

[EH17 Jimmy]

Or have a dug with them. The poor dug might get hurt.

 

[Cavalier]

Or have a dug with them. The poor dug might get hurt.

The amount of folk I see walking dugs, off lead with their faces buried in a screen is off the charts.

 

[Sancho Panza]

Septum piercings. Infallible indicator of an utter dickhead.

 

[EH17 Jimmy]

 

[connerg]

The Police in England, cannae find some paedo imigrant still wearing Prison issue clothes,
Fuck sake, there's CCTV everywhere now.

 

[Bangkokhibby]

This doesn't necessarily annoy me but always confused me. The use of the word turgid when describing a football match. Is it just one of these words that have become commonly used like "sick" or "insane" I've never understood how turgid could be the appropriate word to use.

 

[Westside Green]

This doesn't necessarily annoy me but always confused me. The use of the word turgid when describing a football match. Is it just one of these words that have become commonly used like "sick" or "insane" I've never understood how turgid could be the appropriate word to use.

I think they use it when they mean torpid.

 

[paigntonhibby]

I think they use it when they mean torpid.

Yep, the match could be torpid but the commentators are definitely turgid.

 

[Bangkokhibby]

I think they use it when they mean torpid.

I'm sure you're right.

 

[Sancho Panza]

'Hidden' tracks at the end of a CD. Final track ends but then you get 3 minutes of silence before whatever was lying around the cutting room floor comes on. I just skip it, especially when driving.

 

[joethehibby]

This doesn't necessarily annoy me but always confused me. The use of the word turgid when describing a football match. Is it just one of these words that have become commonly used like "sick" or "insane" I've never understood how turgid could be the appropriate word to use.

Just use crap, that’ll cover it

 

[joethehibby]

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Short circuit

 

[Bangkokhibby]

Just use crap, that’ll cover it

Makes much more sense

 

[Young porty]

Even worse when you take the washing out of the machine and there’s a sock missing

The great missing sock mystery. Happens all the time then I find it in the wrong drawer, Usually put there by me. Old fartiness in action.

 

[Young porty]

The total overuse of brilliant in football commentaries. It was a brilliant pass. Thats cruyff or Zidane territory. Can we not just say it was very good. Saying brilliant all the time just devalues everything and we don't notice when something actually is brilliant.