Little things that annoy you.

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Cavalier said:
Arseholes that say Princess street, especially natives.

Read the sign!
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Tbh only Pygmalion's Prof Higgins could discern a difference in the pronunciation of the two.

("As the 's' of street must be a voiceless sibilant and this affects the final 's' of Princes, which is usually voiced," continued Higgins 🥳)

Spelling it wrong I agree must propel you towards the bin though 😃
 
When you are just getting settled down to watch some documentaries on YaTube and your mate Boss Hogg arrives with a case of beer.

Yes a first world problem I know but.......
 
HaarlemShuffler said:
Tbh only Pygmalion's Prof Higgins could discern a difference in the pronunciation of the two.

("As the 's' of street must be a voiceless sibilant and this affects the final 's' of Princes, which is usually voiced," continued Higgins 🥳)

Spelling it wrong I agree must propel you towards the bin though 😃
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We won't vanish down the rabbit hole of discussing the lack of an apostrophe. Fvcking Georgians!
 
Pedestrians, who, once you've waved them across they slow down to a crawl or walk diagonally across the road in their own time, oblivious to the fact they're holding up the traffic.
Pedestrians, who can't walk along the pavement in a straight line or with the slightest semblance of urgency.
Pedestrians, who press the button for the green man even if there isn't a vehicle in sight.
Pedestrians, who stand chatting in a group in the middle of the pavement.
I may have mentioned this before. I'm getting on a bit 😒
 
Bangkokhibby said:
Pedestrians, who, once you've waved them across they slow down to a crawl or walk diagonally across the road in their own time, oblivious to the fact they're holding up the traffic.
Pedestrians, who can't walk along the pavement in a straight line or with the slightest semblance of urgency.
Pedestrians, who press the button for the green man even if there isn't a vehicle in sight.
Pedestrians, who stand chatting in a group in the middle of the pavement.
I may have mentioned this before. I'm getting on a bit 😒
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The green man (person 😉) crossing does my nut in but it’s when you’re the only car on the road. All it means for that fuckin choob, always with a walking stick, waiting to cross is to wait about 2 to 3 seconds for you to pass but, nooooo.
 
This advert is back on the telly. I dislike this lassie intensely.

She has a Merrick/Hun/mhanky look about her.


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You think you have reached peak daftieness then along comes this nonsense.

A Brother of the Brush has just left my hoose (it was Reido that was here Stu) and he told me of a paint he is using just now.

£70 a gallon. The company is called Claybrook and it has to be shipped up from London. Have a gander at this bollocks....


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EH17 Jimmy said:
You think you have reached peak daftieness then along comes this nonsense.

A Brother of the Brush has just left my hoose (it was Reido that was here Stu) and he told me of a paint he is using just now.

£70 a gallon. The company is called Claybrook and it has to be shipped up from London. Have a gander at this bollocks....


Seashore | Eco Friendly Vegan Paint | Emulsion & Eggshell

Produced from quality bases and highly pigmented the eco conscious portfolio oozes luscious colour, whilst being vegan friendly and with very low VOC's.
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Dae ye decorate with it or eat it?
 
Fuck knows Beagle but how ridiculous does that sound?

It will well lots though amongst the dafties and rest assured interior designers will be falling over themselves to rip customers eh I mean advise customers on what to use.

Move over Farrow and Ball.
 
Mick Jagger. I've never liked the Stones but obviously realise they're a decent bunch of musicians.
For the last 30 minutes I've been on smartube trying to find a Stones number I can listen to all the way through. Nope. Decent intros suggesting great songs to come then Jagger comes in with his ridiculous fake American accent and spoils the moment.
 
EH17 Jimmy said:
Fuck knows Beagle but how ridiculous does that sound?

It will well lots though amongst the dafties and rest assured interior designers will be falling over themselves to rip customers eh I mean advise customers on what to use.

Move over Farrow and Ball.
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Zinsser allcoat has been recommended by my brother for a front door repaint 🤔
 
EH17 Jimmy said:
This advert is back on the telly. I dislike this lassie intensely.

She has a Merrick/Hun/mhanky look about her.


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Worst advert for me the now is that too-smug-for-her-own-good Mollie Mae punting Fairy washing up pods, or tablets, or something. Rammed with gen-Z catchphrases and theee most patronising tone. Get off ma telly.
 
Right I've just stared at this thread for 5 mins trying to come up with a joke about watching paint dry. Failed. Where's the doc?
 
I watch paint dry every time I choose to do a wee bit work.

It's no as bad as it sounds 😬
 
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