numptyploom
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- Jul 27, 2009
I thought we all did that :unsure:Some will do it as a gesture, but legally they don't have to.
If they did I'd be in taking price stickers off tomatoes and putting them on bottles of Rioja![]()
I thought we all did that :unsure:Some will do it as a gesture, but legally they don't have to.
If they did I'd be in taking price stickers off tomatoes and putting them on bottles of Rioja![]()
If they ever come into mine they are immediately diced by a badminton racket.Got stung three times one morning by wasps while I was mowing the lawn. Didn’t realise until that moment that there was a nest in the hedge I was brushing against whilst going back and forth. So I finished the grass cutting, came inside and dabbed the stings with vinegar. Sorted. If they come into the house I just capture them in a glass and release them back outside.
Blimey that's a hell of a lot of people!People who refer to University as "Uni"
Including meBlimey that's a hell of a lot of people!
Had a wasps nest in my attic. Took ages to block it. Hardly seen any this year funnily enough.Got stung three times one morning by wasps while I was mowing the lawn. Didn’t realise until that moment that there was a nest in the hedge I was brushing against whilst going back and forth. So I finished the grass cutting, came inside and dabbed the stings with vinegar. Sorted. If they come into the house I just capture them in a glass and release them back outside.
Wee dish of jam in the garden will keep them away.Had a wasps nest in my attic. Took ages to block it. Hardly seen any this year funnily enough.
That’s a logical good bit info BillyWee dish of jam in the garden will keep them away.
Old beekeepers trick Stu.That’s a logical good bit info Billy
I hate the wee fkrs, always having tae be cleaned... fkn dishes!That’s a logical good bit info Billy
Do you keep old bees?Old beekeepers trick Stu.![]()
Actually not since I paid $12 for a bottle of beer in NYC. I got stung.Do you keep old bees?
And I just got stung, again, at Edinburgh Airport 2coffees a bacon roll and a sliced sausage roll £23. Noticed one of the staff had Richard on his name tag. My missus asked him if his second name was Turpin as we left.Actually not since I paid $12 for a bottle of beer in NYC. I got stung.
Not his fault but I feel your pain. There's no end to the examples of rip off Britain.And I just got stung, again, at Edinburgh Airport 2coffees a bacon roll and a sliced sausage roll £23. Noticed one of the staff had Richard on his name tag. My missus asked him if his second name was Turpin as we left.
We need more of your wife's puns.And I just got stung, again, at Edinburgh Airport 2coffees a bacon roll and a sliced sausage roll £23. Noticed one of the staff had Richard on his name tag. My missus asked him if his second name was Turpin as we left.
Where the fuck do you think I get them from?We need more of your wife's puns.
We need less of your wife's puns.Where the fuck do you think I get them from?![]()

?Hibees friendly boozer just outside of Edinburgh
Oi you. You leave Tay Tay alone. Her folklore album gets played plenty if I'm working on my own.Taylor Swift probably.
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so ye can quote when ye want tae ye auld goatOi you. You leave Tay Tay alone. Her folklore album gets played plenty if I'm working on my own.
Sing along stuff. The customers love it and often comment on how it makes their day.
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Two feckin awful stations. Dreadful stuff.Working on what is going to be a Hibees friendly boozer just outside of Edinburgh and my mate puts the radio on and it's either Forth 1 or radio 1.
Jesus fuck but all the tunes sound the same and they are shite.
Don't you mean you can dance if you want to,you can leave your friends behind. If friends don't dance then their no friends of mine. I digress.so ye can quote when ye want tae ye auld goat![]()
Fair enough.Oi you. You leave Tay Tay alone. Her folklore album gets played plenty if I'm working on my own.
The dreaded scottish disease. Cantbearsedness. Amazing how many are affected by it.Note to self. When you've laid out your working clothes for the next day try and no throw the wet towel you've used after getting deloused on top of them because you can't be arsed putting the towel in the washing basket![]()
......whilst starting their answer with "So,"People who say quote unquote, and worse, those who do the mid air quotation marks with their fingers.
Or "Well"....whilst starting their answer with "So,"
Guilty as charged....whilst starting their answer with "So,"
Guilty as charged. AgainOr "Well"![]()
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