Little things that annoy you.

[Hibee Kev]

Those wee coffee sachets you get in hotel rooms. I'd estimate about 30% of them don't have that wee nick at the top of the sachet to allow you to open them easily and it becomes a Geoff Capes World's Strongest Man strength test

 

[connerg]

Use your Kanine tooth, or a pair of scissors.

 

[connerg]

“convenient” squeezy bottles for sauces, mayonnaise etc. I’m fed up battering &@&@ out of them and poking knives into them. As of today, I have reverted to a glass jar/spoon combo for my mayonnaise decanting operations and life has turned a corner.

A wee tip for getting the dregs out the plastic bottle. Pour some vinegar in, then give it a swirl.

 

[Westside Green]

A wee tip for getting the dregs out the plastic bottle. Pour some vinegar in, then give it a swirl.

Save money by using water.

 

[hibbybilly]

Those wee coffee sachets you get in hotel rooms. I'd estimate about 30% of them don't have that wee nick at the top of the sachet to allow you to open them easily and it becomes a Geoff Capes World's Strongest Man strength test

Been there a hundred times. end up trying tae cut it open wi one of the 2 knives they have that widnae leave a scar on a marshmallow if yi tried tae cut it in half.

 

[hibbybilly]

Save money by using water.

Save water by turning it upside doon.

 

[joethehibby]

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Which one is billy

 

[joethehibby]

Football managers who talk about "the group" rather than "the squad"....it's just another part of modern footballing terminology that irks me.

"That was a superb strike"...rather than "that was a great shot"....like they used to say.

Also foreign managers who say “ in this moment “ just say the noo ffs

 

[Doc Shrink]

Which one is billy

The chubby cute one.

 

[connerg]

Save money by using water.

Tried that, not as good plus it dilutes the sauce or mayo. Vinegar (Acetic Acid) has many uses.

 

[joethehibby]

Is there a better piss taking, pun firing, slagging off, cheek applying ( sorry if I’ve missed any ) forum anywhere on social media in the world today, I doubt it . You’ve got to love the bounce and ALL who sail on it
Dinny bother though if ye canny hack it

 

[Westside Green]

Save water by turning it upside doon.

It defies gravity

 

[emerald green]

its nap time joe

 

[joethehibby]

its nap time joe

How can you tell

 

[Cavalier]

How can you tell

Its a day ending in Y

 

[joethehibby]

Its a day ending in Y

Like I say , you have to love the bounce, if you can take it

 

[Two Headed Boy]

Those wee coffee sachets you get in hotel rooms. I'd estimate about 30% of them don't have that wee nick at the top of the sachet to allow you to open them easily and it becomes a Geoff Capes World's Strongest Man strength test

Then, once you've done that, realising you need two of the fuckers for a "decent" cup of coffee.

 

[Findlayhibby]

That goes for all sachets.Sauce sachets and vineger sachets in particular.

 

[Findlayhibby]

The hedge in Sleigh Drive still hasnae been cut.The grass verge is getting worn down to a muddy path.Lazy chunts!

 

[Two Headed Boy]

That goes for all sachets.Sauce sachets and vineger sachets in particular.

You've just reminded me of one.

Chippies that sell sauce sachets instead of having bottles behind the counter. Robbbing bastards. Also, who the fuck wants HP sauce on their chips!

 

[Findlayhibby]

I'd put HP sauce on my chips-if I could get the sachet open.

 

[blue toon hibby]

A wee tip for getting the dregs out the plastic bottle. Pour some vinegar in, then give it a swirl.

It’s not just dregs though - I’m talking about half-full bottles.

 

[Cavalier]

Schools are back and therefore so are shockingly bad drivers, mostly unable to see over the dash of their SUVs

 

[connerg]

It’s not just dregs though - I’m talking about half-full bottles.

Don't store your sauce or mayo in the fridge. It won't go off in the cupboard. The ph level is too acidic for bacteria to grow.

 

[EH17 Jimmy]

sitting watching the telly and lounging like a sloth in a coma and your mate appears and takes you down the colliery for a few pints.

 

[Findlayhibby]

Schools are back and therefore so are shockingly bad drivers, mostly unable to see over the dash of their SUVs

I don't think schoolkids should drive cars.

 

[Westside Green]

I don't think schoolkids should drive cars.

Some of them would be better than their parent.

 

[numptyploom]

Ants

 

[Findlayhibby]

Ants

Marco Pirroni?

 

[numptyploom]

Marco Pirroni?

He’s not little! I mean the genuine ones

 

[HaarlemShuffler]

He’s not little! I mean the genuine ones

They are singularly relentless little bastárds

 

[Smurf]

The hedge in Sleigh Drive still hasnae been cut.The grass verge is getting worn down to a muddy path.Lazy chunts!

They're on strike.

 

[joethehibby]

Ants

Decs arny much better

 

[connerg]

Drivers who bring their car to a football game, then try to drive through the fans afterwards.

 

[connerg]

Extra Time. Sunday could go to ET aswell.

 

[Findlayhibby]

He’s not little! I mean the genuine ones

He certainly isnae little these days! Mind you ,he'd never be described as thin.

 

[Findlayhibby]

You'd probably think of ants as a pain, but I doubt if they were destroyed humans could survive.

 

[connerg]

You'd probably think of ants as a pain, but I doubt if they were destroyed humans could survive.

Insects are the most successful Species on Earth.

 

[Doc Shrink]

Insects are the most successful Species on Earth.

Are there not a few million different species of insect?

Could do with binning some of them.

I do NOT recommend stopping for a break in the heat and sitting on a fire ants nest.

 

[Bangkokhibby]

Insects are the most successful Species on Earth.

Not in my condo! I won't step on an ant when I'm outside if I can help it but come into my living space and its insect Armageddon.