Little things that annoy you.

“convenient” squeezy bottles for sauces, mayonnaise etc. I’m fed up battering &@&@ out of them and poking knives into them. As of today, I have reverted to a glass jar/spoon combo for my mayonnaise decanting operations and life has turned a corner.
A wee tip for getting the dregs out the plastic bottle. Pour some vinegar in, then give it a swirl.
 
Those wee coffee sachets you get in hotel rooms. I'd estimate about 30% of them don't have that wee nick at the top of the sachet to allow you to open them easily and it becomes a Geoff Capes World's Strongest Man strength test
🤣 Been there a hundred times. end up trying tae cut it open wi one of the 2 knives they have that widnae leave a scar on a marshmallow if yi tried tae cut it in half.
 
Football managers who talk about "the group" rather than "the squad"....it's just another part of modern footballing terminology that irks me.

"That was a superb strike"...rather than "that was a great shot"....like they used to say.
Also foreign managers who say “ in this moment “ just say the noo ffs 😡
 
Is there a better piss taking, pun firing, slagging off, cheek applying ( sorry if I’ve missed any ) forum anywhere on social media in the world today, I doubt it . You’ve got to love the bounce and ALL who sail on it 👍
Dinny bother though if ye canny hack it 😩🤣
 
Those wee coffee sachets you get in hotel rooms. I'd estimate about 30% of them don't have that wee nick at the top of the sachet to allow you to open them easily and it becomes a Geoff Capes World's Strongest Man strength test

Then, once you've done that, realising you need two of the fuckers for a "decent" cup of coffee.
 
The hedge in Sleigh Drive still hasnae been cut.The grass verge is getting worn down to a muddy path.Lazy chunts!
 
🤬 sitting watching the telly and lounging like a sloth in a coma and your mate appears and takes you down the colliery for a few pints.