Little things that annoy you.

[egb_hibs]

Waiting for a ferry in Norway once, a local youngster was fishing in the harbour. He reeled in a fish - and an entire busload of Japanese tourists wanting selfies with his catch. Unbelievable.

I wonder if Japanese folk ever look at these photos. Tbh I rarely look at 99% ive taken, something more obvious to me in the age of phone cameras.

I do mind as a bairn, folk who done something exotic like going abroad, having slide shows of their snaps

I wonder if that still goes on in Japan!

 

[Sancho Panza]

Why, when I attach a photo here now, does it automatially change from portrait to landscape?

 

[EH17 Jimmy]

Why, when I attach a photo here now, does it automatially change from portrait to landscape?

I noticed that as well for a wee while as well.

 

[Sancho Panza]

Coldplay kiss-cam to target Hull couples at Craven Park

Hull KR chairman Paul Sewell confirmed couples will be captured when the band performs in August.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[hibbybilly]

Waiting for a ferry in Norway once, a local youngster was fishing in the harbour. He reeled in a fish - and an entire busload of Japanese tourists wanting selfies with his catch. Unbelievable.

Laying a floor in the hoose next door tae Robert Louis Stevenson's in Heriot Row a few years ago and a bus load of Japanese tourists stopped ootside. Me and my mate posing at the windae wi our nailbags on and shirts off, it was roasting, 40 Jap tourists taking our pictures.

 

[EH17 Jimmy]

Laying a floor in the hoose next door tae Robert Louis Stevenson's in Heriot Row a few years ago and a bus load of Japanese tourists stopped ootside. Me and my mate posing at the windae wi our nailbags on and shirts off, it was roasting, 40 Jap tourists taking our pictures.

Your lucky they didnae harpoon you.

Thats why I never go to Porty beach as there may be a Japanese whaling ship in the Forth.

 

[hibbybilly]

Your lucky they didnae harpoon you.

Thats why I never go to Porty beach as there may be a Japanese whaling ship in the Forth.

Had a six pack back then... and before yi say it, I have a barrel now.

 

[EH17 Jimmy]

I've got a buy one get three free.

 

[Doc Shrink]

Laying a floor in the hoose next door tae Robert Louis Stevenson's in Heriot Row a few years ago and a bus load of Japanese tourists stopped ootside. Me and my mate posing at the windae wi our nailbags on and shirts off, it was roasting, 40 Jap tourists taking our pictures.

 

[hibbybilly]

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Lost yer hat in that photo Doc, and I didnae ken yi knew Jimmy

 

[EH17 Jimmy]

Eeeee the days when I was a skinny siver hopper.

 

[hibbybilly]

Eeeee the days when I was a skinny siver hopper.

Memories of another lifetime Jimmy. 'sigh'

 

[EH17 Jimmy]

Yep. Days long gone and many pints guzzled down.

Scott just left Troots hoose and appeared with a cairry oot a wee while ago.

 

[hibbybilly]

Yep. Days long gone and many pints guzzled down.

Scott just left Troots hoose and appeared with a cairry oot a wee while ago.

Enjoy.

 

[EH17 Jimmy]

Well it would be rude not to Billy.

 

[Sancho Panza]

Folk being unnecessarily rude and uncivil to each other on this forum.

 

[hibbybilly]

Folk being unnecessarily rude and uncivil to each other on this forum.

Away and get fucked

 

[Cavalier]

Folk being unnecessarily rude and uncivil to each other on this forum.

Knobber

 

[Sancho Panza]

Away and get fucked

Predictable but had to be done.

 

[Sancho Panza]

Knobber

It was an open goal and you didn't miss.

 

[emerald green]

It was an open goal and you didn't miss.

whisky snob


(this being better than cavs and billys because this is more unnecessarily rude as the jokes been done )

 

[hibbybilly]

whisky snob


(this being better than cavs and billys because this is more unnecessarily rude as the jokes been done )

You can away and get fucked tae. (This being better than EG's because it disnae involve Sancho)

 

[Sancho Panza]

whisky snob


(this being better than cavs and billys because this is more unnecessarily rude as the jokes been done )

Better than my brother calling me whisky cvnt.

 

[EH17 Jimmy]

whisky snob


(this being better than cavs and billys because this is more unnecessarily rude as the jokes been done )

Well at least you put an s in front of the second word

 

[Wishbone]

Had a six pack back then... and before yi say it, I have a barrel now.

I have a keg.

 

[Sancho Panza]

Why do TV reporters use Ukrainian pronunciation for cities in Ukraine? Keeyiv, Kyarkeev etc. They don't refer to Barthelona, Paree or Moonchen. WTF is that all about?

 

[HaarlemShuffler]

Why do TV reporters use Ukrainian pronunciation for cities in Ukraine? Keeyiv, Kyarkeev etc. They don't refer to Barthelona, Paree or Moonchen. WTF is that all about?

Wouldnae be Moonchen, it would be Myn, er Münc.., eh Muun, eh M... eh aye, wtf is that all about?

 

[Bangkokhibby]

Hibs tv

 

[hibbybilly]

People that act all intellectual and talk about Mozart although they've probably never seen any of his paintings.

 

[EH17 Jimmy]

People that act all intellectual and talk about Mozart although they've probably never seen any of his paintings.

I seen them one time up the toon.

 

[hibbybilly]

I seen them one time up the toon.

Were yi Brahms?

 

[EH17 Jimmy]

We’re yi Brahms?

Aye. The I had all the pubs in a list

 

[hibbybilly]

Have yi been Bach since?

 

[HaarlemShuffler]

I asked for time off work to see a concert with two composers' works.

But when I said I was going to Handel Debussy, the boss sacked me on the spot!

 

[joethehibby]

I asked for time off work to see a concert with two composers' works.

But when I said I was going to Handel Debussy, the boss sacked me on the spot!

You can get a job on masterchef

 

[hibbybilly]

I asked for time off work to see a concert with two composers' works.

But when I said I was going to Handel Debussy, the boss sacked me on the spot!

Yi cannae go Chopin and changing whenever yi want D.

 

[blue toon hibby]

“convenient” squeezy bottles for sauces, mayonnaise etc. I’m fed up battering &@&@ out of them and poking knives into them. As of today, I have reverted to a glass jar/spoon combo for my mayonnaise decanting operations and life has turned a corner.

 

[Young porty]

Why do TV reporters use Ukrainian pronunciation for cities in Ukraine? Keeyiv, Kyarkeev etc. They don't refer to Barthelona, Paree or Moonchen. WTF is that all about?

Old reggie Bosanquet used to butcher names regularly. Was always worth watching the news when he was on. One thing that peeves me greatly is Amber weather alerts as it hot. Just tell us what the temperature is going to be and then we will act according ie use sun lotion and drink a bit more fluid. Ministers coming on and lecturing us is just bollocks. My dad fought in the desert in the second world war where it was so hot they fried bacon and eggs on the tanks. Bloody weather alerts. Give me a break from this nonsense.

 

[paigntonhibby]

Fitba' commentators saying " meelan" instead of milan

 

[Greenmachine]

Football managers who talk about "the group" rather than "the squad"....it's just another part of modern footballing terminology that irks me.

"That was a superb strike"...rather than "that was a great shot"....like they used to say.