Little things that annoy you.

One of our team, retired, popped in today.

He brought cream cakes. Always fvcking welcome 👍

Oh and who's the manager of the place? Fvcking me 🖕

Retired employees are fine. They have time on their hands. If they bring cakes, i hope the manager's don't get any.
 
Cheating footballers, latest one Timber of arsenal looking for the foul and going down like a lumberjack has just felled him 😡
Not the beautiful game tonight 😩
 
This whole employees visiting after leaving is giving me David Brent vibes. Cringe AF!

david GIF
 
This is becoming a biggie to be honest. I absolutely love where I live and I've already said the only way I'm leaving is as smoke up the temple chimney.
It seems though that everywhere we go we're subjected to music from singers I've never heard of singing pathetic, tormented, weeping, wailing, heartbroken, melancholy, doleful, anguished, tearful, agonised, moody, cheerless shite.
 
It seems though that everywhere we go we're subjected to music from singers I've never heard of singing pathetic, tormented, weeping, wailing, heartbroken, melancholy, doleful, anguished, tearful, agonised, moody, cheerless shite.
Thought you wid like that. 😂
 
This is becoming a biggie to be honest. I absolutely love where I live and I've already said the only way I'm leaving is as smoke up the temple chimney.
It seems though that everywhere we go we're subjected to music from singers I've never heard of singing pathetic, tormented, weeping, wailing, heartbroken, melancholy, doleful, anguished, tearful, agonised, moody, cheerless shite.
You don't like the blues? :102:
 
People with annoying voices.....them and mumblers.

RE annoying voices....there's just no need for it. Just change the way you speak. you know it's irritating to others, so just change it.
Re mumblers; speak clearly and with enough volume so people can actually make out what your saying.
 
This is becoming a biggie to be honest. I absolutely love where I live and I've already said the only way I'm leaving is as smoke up the temple chimney.
It seems though that everywhere we go we're subjected to music from singers I've never heard of singing pathetic, tormented, weeping, wailing, heartbroken, melancholy, doleful, anguished, tearful, agonised, moody, cheerless shite.
BKH, you need to start listening to trance anthems, nothing depressing about them 👍
 
Love it. I'm talking about young singers with whiny pathetic voices popular with young people these days. Don't know how else to word it. I would give examples if I knew any of their names
I know exactly what you mean. Each year I dread the screening of 'Love Island' which wife and daughter watch slavishly, and which fills the house with these fey, wheedling welts.

It is literally the worst music I have ever heard. I said somewhere else that Maroon 5 make Coldplay seem like Motorhead. Well these gelded gimps make Maroon 5 seem like Slayer.

No wonder young lassies are amputating their baps and pretending to be men; they've got bigger baws than these limpid lemons.
 
Pears are my favourite fruit but I've long given up on them. Perhaps now I'm not working I'll retry as I have a better chance of being nearby for the 15 minutes they are ripe and ready to go.
We have similar issues with avocados. Nice and hard when you buy them, then turn around and they’ve gone to mush.
 
We have similar issues with avocados. Nice and hard when you buy them, then turn around and they’ve gone to mush.
Was just about to post same. By far my favourite fruit but a real pain to get them spot on.
Have you tried putting an unripe one in a bag with a ripe banana or an apple overnight. The gas given off from the other fruit speeds up the ripening. Pretty hit and miss and a fair bit trial and error but it can work really well. I imagine it might work for unripe pears too 🤷 Worth a shot.
 
Fried tomatoes on a brekkie. Much prefer tinned tomatoes.