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The famed Gunt nutjob “Big Bernie” was so named due to his uncanny resemblance to Bernie Winters when he was just a young thug.*

That’s Big Bernie, not Bernie.
Obviously.
 
Doc Shrink said:
The famed Gunt nutjob “Big Bernie” was so named due to his uncanny resemblance to Bernie Winters when he was just a young thug.*

That’s Big Bernie, not Bernie.
Obviously.
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I remember him from yonks ago. Used to have his dug with him all the time.
 
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One thing you could say about Mike and Bernie Winters is that you got two morons for the price of one. I think Mike was supposed to be the 'sophisticated' one whilst Bernie acted like a big grinning oaf...only he wasn't acting. I have to say, they made Cannon and Ball look like comedy geniuses, they themselves being about as funny as polio.

Begs the question, who were the worst comedy duo? There have been a few stinkers.
 
There have been some belters. Was it Lee and Perins? Aye hilarious they were.
 
Stu said:
Mike and Bernie Winters were the only comedy duo with two straight men. The dog was funnier.
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I vaguely remember my folks using the term “aw choochie face” which was Bernie Winters’ “catchphrase” at the time but, apart from that as you say the dog was funnier
 
I’ve just read the BBC article on their news site about this Greg Wallace stuff. There’s some real thin skinned folk around. I was reading the allegations and I’m thinking what the fuck is so bang out of order about that where this bloke’s career is going to be cancelled? Questions in parliament, police looking into it. It’s hardly Savile levels of inappropriate behaviour.
Honestly, the country has gone fuckin cuckoo. Can you imagine the reaction to the likes of Kenneth Williams and the rest of the Carry On gang or Frankie Howerd these days? Thank fuck Benny Hill is deid or they’d have him burned at the stake.
 
Beagle said:
I’ve just read the BBC article on their news site about this Greg Wallace stuff. There’s some real thin skinned folk around. I was reading the allegations and I’m thinking what the fuck is so bang out of order about that where this bloke’s career is going to be cancelled? Questions in parliament, police looking into it. It’s hardly Savile levels of inappropriate behaviour.
Honestly, the country has gone fuckin cuckoo. Can you imagine the reaction to the likes of Kenneth Williams and the rest of the Carry On gang or Frankie Howerd these days? Thank fuck Benny Hill is deid or they’d have him burned at the stake.
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I agree with every word you say and he shouldn't lose his career. If this wipes that arrogant grin off his stupid face though that'll satisfy my childish need to fuck him over.
 
Bangkokhibby said:
I agree with every word you say and he shouldn't lose his career. If this wipes that arrogant grin off his stupid face though that'll satisfy my childish need to fuck him over.
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I actually don’t mind the guy, Masterchef wouldn’t be the same without him and it’s one of the few shows I watch on tv. I just think him and John Torode have a good rapport.
A mate of mine bumped into Greg Wallace at a cafe in Rome. Said he was really nice and chatty and certainly not anything like an ‘up his own arse’ celebrity type.
 
Beagle said:
I actually don’t mind the guy, Masterchef wouldn’t be the same without him and it’s one of the few shows I watch on tv. I just think him and John Torode have a good rapport.
A mate of mine bumped into Greg Wallace at a cafe in Rome. Said he was really nice and chatty and certainly not anything like an ‘up his own arse’ celebrity type.
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Have you seen him on that show about how stuff is made in factories or whatever ? He’s totally manic lol
 
Forzahibs said:
I like Lee Mack , quick witted as fuck
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Thought so too.
Went to see him in Edinburgh a few years back.
Awful.
Most of his ‘comedy’ was shouting in a fake “Scotch accent”. My missus wanted to leave mid act, but I resisted as I knew he’d have a go at us and I didn’t want to ruin his career by responding and being funnier than him. Patronising prick.
 
Doc Shrink said:
Thought so too.
Went to see him in Edinburgh a few years back.
Awful.
Most of his ‘comedy’ was shouting in a fake “Scotch accent”. My missus wanted to leave mid act, but I resisted as I knew he’d have a go at us and I didn’t want to ruin his career by responding and being funnier than him. Patronising prick.
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Michael MacIntyre is to comedy what Deacon Blue and Texas are to music , fuckin awful . Lee Mack was good on would i lie to you
 
Forzahibs said:
Michael MacIntyre is to comedy what Deacon Blue and Texas are to music , fuckin awful . Lee Mack was good on would i lie to you
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Oh THAT Lee Mack. Aye, he’s alright. I was thinking it was that wee bald prick Lee something or other that’s the pin up big for all the racists.
 
Beagle said:
Oh THAT Lee Mack. Aye, he’s alright. I was thinking it was that wee bald prick Lee something or other that’s the pin up big for all the racists.
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Lee Hirst? Is he still a thing? Forgot he even existed. Wish I could do the same with Lee Mack. And Michael McIntyre. In fact pretty much any of the performing seals on TV panel shows.
 
Bangkokhibby said:
That put me in mind of @Jack K Where's he gone?
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Looks like he's decided he has better things to do.
Shame, as he always liked to do a bit of research before he posted, used to have a ton of facts that he'd looked up.
Me? I just write ill informed opinion and gossip, plus stuff I'm not even sure I may or may not have imagined.

Just like the majority on here.
 
Beagle said:
Who he?
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Hosts the 1% club on itv , a very unfunny comedian 😩 just canny laugh at him at all, think the Doc sums him up perfectly . Suppose we can’t all like the same stuff.
Prefer zany slapstick stuff myself peter sellers, norman wisdom , the outlaws series, etc.etc
 
joethehibby said:
Hosts the 1% club on itv , a very unfunny comedian 😩 just canny laugh at him at all, think the Doc sums him up perfectly . Suppose we can’t all like the same stuff.
Prefer zany slapstick stuff myself peter sellers, norman wisdom , the outlaws series, etc.etc
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FFS dont tell me you like that Lee Evans ? that kinda stuff does nothing for me . Norman Wisdom was as funny as toothache
 
Beagle said:
I actually don’t mind the guy, Masterchef wouldn’t be the same without him and it’s one of the few shows I watch on tv. I just think him and John Torode have a good rapport.
A mate of mine bumped into Greg Wallace at a cafe in Rome. Said he was really nice and chatty and certainly not anything like an ‘up his own arse’ celebrity type.
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I seem to remember Torode hinting that they didn't get on, although later denied.
Also - fat sleazy Gregg also stepped down from that programme he went around seeing how stuff works in the likes of food factories etc, with similar accusations being levelled at him. That seemed to disappear too.


I just don't like the guy. I think he's a Gunt.
And in rhyming slang too.
 
Slippery kaboosh said:
It's official... he's now a racist.. knew it wouldn't take long...I really hate these fucking kick a man when he's down assholes that laughed along with a joke regardless of its taste then come out on the bandwagon years later to put the boot in
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Aye?
A racist too?
I haven't heard anything at all about racism being pointed at the fat sleazy grocer, but if you've heard it, that's good enough for me.

FUCK YOU GREGG, ya fat sleazy, face pulling, bullying (I'm with you Sir Rod Smelliefan) slimy RACIST bastard.

I totally agree with you Slippery, but there's always an exception to the rule.

And if the rule is "Don't be a *&*^" then Gregg is an exception.
 
Stu said:
Pretty accurate take on The Two Ronnies I thought.

Comment on video:
'Just heard a documentary where John Lloyd said this ske tch was partly in response to a published newspaper interview, where Barker moaned about the smut in Not the 9 o'clock News. So they counted the actual references to bums, tits, willies etc. in just one episode of The Two Ronnies, and there were 54 references, more than a whole series of Not the 9 o'clock News.Barker's hypocrisy spurred them on to do this sketch!'

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Apart from a couple of sketches I thought they were pretty much pish. Not the 9 O'clock news on the other hand was superb.
 
Bangkokhibby said:
I never raised a smile at Morecambe and Wise. Mike and Bernie Winters were much worse.
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Same here. M&W are lauded as being comedy geniuses. I thought they were pish and yes, even though they were abysmal, the Winters were even worse.
 
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