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Muirhouse Radge
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So my neighbour got a new dug and at first it was quiet and calm now 3 weeks later all he does in the garden is bark like mad. It's giving me a headache.

Should i kill it or let it out the garden in the hope it gets hit by a car?
 
Chester Perry said:
There’s so much about this that’s hilarious. Next year you’ll win the Festival joke
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I did this many years ago to a neighbours dog.
It used to bark like fuck when he let it out.
We lived in the downstairs flat, he was upstairs.
He's let it out last thing and he would have a sly smoke out front.
After a few weeks of it going cuckoo bananas, I'd had enough.
I fed it curry for about 3-4 night's before the guy took it back in for the night.
10 days later I met my neighbour.
I said "How's Fido"?
He said " got shot of the fucking thing"
"Oh , why?" I ask.
" bastard o a thing ruined the carpet in the spare room"!
I said " aye, not good when they start chewing things"
He says " that I might've fuckin handled, but the fucker shit aw ower it!"
I said " would it not clean?"
" maybe if it had been one shit, aye, but the bastard had the shits for a week. The fuckin hoose was reekin"!
I had to beat a hasty retreat.
And laughed for about an hour.
Recalling it a these years later still brings a smile to my face.
 
greencol said:
I did this many years ago to a neighbours dog.
It used to bark like fuck when he let it out.
We lived in the downstairs flat, he was upstairs.
He's let it out last thing and he would have a sly smoke out front.
After a few weeks of it going cuckoo bananas, I'd had enough.
I fed it curry for about 3-4 night's before the guy took it back in for the night.
10 days later I met my neighbour.
I said "How's Fido"?
He said " got shot of the fucking thing"
"Oh , why?" I ask.
" bastard o a thing ruined the carpet in the spare room"!
I said " aye, not good when they start chewing things"
He says " that I might've fuckin handled, but the fucker shit aw ower it!"
I said " would it not clean?"
" maybe if it had been one shit, aye, but the bastard had the shits for a week. The fuckin hoose was reekin"!
I had to beat a hasty retreat.
And laughed for about an hour.
Recalling it a these years later still brings a smile to my face.
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Wonder if chorizo sausage would give it an upset tummy. Maybe 3 or 4
 
1875 said:
A well kent Hibby I know fed the neighbours dug laxatives stuck inside dog treats for weeks. His neighbours didnae care. I think after several reasonable requests my mate simply booted his neighbours *&*^ in.
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Sounds reasonable to me. I just need to find a way to sneak it food without the neighbour seeing.
 
greencol said:
I did this many years ago to a neighbours dog.
It used to bark like fuck when he let it out.
We lived in the downstairs flat, he was upstairs.
He's let it out last thing and he would have a sly smoke out front.
After a few weeks of it going cuckoo bananas, I'd had enough.
I fed it curry for about 3-4 night's before the guy took it back in for the night.
10 days later I met my neighbour.
I said "How's Fido"?
He said " got shot of the fucking thing"
"Oh , why?" I ask.
" bastard o a thing ruined the carpet in the spare room"!
I said " aye, not good when they start chewing things"
He says " that I might've fuckin handled, but the fucker shit aw ower it!"
I said " would it not clean?"
" maybe if it had been one shit, aye, but the bastard had the shits for a week. The fuckin hoose was reekin"!
I had to beat a hasty retreat.
And laughed for about an hour.
Recalling it a these years later still brings a smile to my face.
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That is glorious hahahaha
 
stickyRicky said:
I'll look into it. Was just gonna get the spiciest Chorizo sausage hoping that would do the trick.
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It probably would. Not too spicy or the hound wont touch it.
You could try one of those dog whistles? Blow it as often as you can. Drive it, and its owner round the fucking bend.
 
greencol said:
It probably would. Not too spicy or the hound wont touch it.
You could try one of those dog whistles? Blow it as often as you can. Drive it, and its owner round the fucking bend.
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I'm doing the chorizo idea.
 
EA2007 said:
Think we all need to calm down here. Noticed this thread is getting a lot of attention on Twitter with animal rights campaigners talking about “stringing up” the Sticky felly and claiming to know where he lives.

It’s all gone horribly wrong
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Excellent.
 
greencol said:
With all the furore, I have to add that my encounter with my neighbours dog was approx. 38 years ago.
The guy didn't have the dog put down.
He gave it to a local farmer.
Wasn't utilised as a sheepdog.
He used it as a muck spreader.....
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The old "local farmer" explenation. He's deed :devilishy:
 
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