When did you realise you were getting old 😆

[Doc Shrink]

Ah. You don’t wake up first either.

 

[greencol]

Aye, my problem is not volume. I can hear most of what gets said but I can't interpret what is being said. Having to get Mrs Wisshbone to handle all the phone calls
(in and out) is really shit. Still, I can always watch Hibs to cheer myself up.

Yup.
Lack of clarity is a killer.
Its the top register that i'm missing.
As you say, ye can hear the words , but ye can't quite make it out.

 

[Wishbone]

Ah. You don’t wake up first either.

Got some pills from my GP which she said were for a "sensitive bladder". I have quickly gone from getting up 3 times a night to just once and occasionally sleeping through (with no "accidents"). The pills are 5mg Solifenacin succunate tablets. Might not work for everyone but worth a mention to your GP?

 

[Mr Hibs]

I realized I was an 'auld gadgey' when I went to speak with the bank manager .

l nipped into the loo before hand for a pee and thought I'd finished .. I then proceeded to pull my pants up, only for another full on stream decided to come out by itself!! A huge big wet patch right on the front of my trousers . You can imagine the shame I was feeling.

That was the big kick in the balls for me . It hit home I wasn't a young fella any longer Luckily I had a jumper on so had to wear it like a skirt to hide my massive pish stain.

I still wonder what the young lass in the bank was thinking.

Aye the golden years all right! Big golden pish stains!!!

 

[Cavalier]

Got some pills from my GP which she said were for a "sensitive bladder". I have quickly gone from getting up 3 times a night to just once and occasionally sleeping through (with no "accidents"). The pills are 5mg Solifenacin succunate tablets. Might not work for everyone but worth a mention to your GP?

@Doc Shrink will eat them like smarties...

 

[Wishbone]

Having to get an eye test and glasses for the first time.
Forgetting peoples names all the time.
Got a new number for my phone and still can’t remember it but can remember my last two phone numbers lol.
Getting a senior bus pass which is good.
Going to gym then having that sudden thought at you are probably the oldest person here.

Welcome to my world.

 

[Wishbone]

@Doc Shrink will eat them like smarties...

He would then need to seek out the Big Yin for a loan of his incontinence breeks for when the dam breaks.

 

[Bofahibee]

I realised I was getting old when my Mrs bought me a pair of slippers for my birthday. F*** sake.

That and getting light headed when I stand up too quickly. Oh and the f***ing snoring which should probably have a thread of its own.

 

[Aushib9]

I realised I was getting old when my Mrs bought me a pair of slippers for my birthday. F*** sake.

That and getting light headed when I stand up too quickly. Oh and the f***ing snoring which should probably have a thread of its own.

Got a new couch for the tv room recently. Big, soft, comfortable. Takes me about ten minutes to get out of it, have to swing my legs, pull on the arms and roll over, it’s a nightmare.