Mandy mate, you are not autistic.
Main signs of autism
Common signs of autism in adults include:
- finding it hard to understand what others are thinking or feeling: you are on the Bounce, and you have been for yonks if you didn't emphasise with other Bouncers you'd have given up long ago.
- getting very anxious about social situations :you got it tight for confusing 'there/their/they're by the Bounce Nazis (not my words Herr Himmler) but you didn't rise to the bait and carried on posting.
- finding it hard to make friends or preferring to be on your own: You've made plenty pals on here, we love you Mandy
- seeming blunt, rude or not interested in others without meaning to: Oops probably means quite a few Bouncers are autistic, but not noticed in your posts, some other *&*^ are rude but I can't remember who or why, just that they are *&*^.
- finding it hard to say how you feel: you're a man not a fuckin girl or some weirdo girly thing looking for other cry babies.
- taking things very literally – for example, you may not understand sarcasm or phrases like "break a leg": Like telling Billy to go fuck himself after a crap joke, we know he can't. Or tell jokes.
- having the same routine every day and getting very anxious if it changes: Understandable. Like having a shit AFTER you wake up.
Genetics schemetics.
Don't be labelled Mandy, well I mean you are labelled "Mandy".... I just mean don't label yourself as autistic when you are just what you are.
I reckon you are one of the most improved posters on the Bounce over the years, maybe only Joe has been better, but only because he's on "IGNORE".
Keep on Mandying mate.