The Gunts' get away with Crime of Century ...

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Bookies not taking any kind of bets on them today,do they know something....
 
Rumours abound seemingly they could go into Administration the day is what I heard :-)
#TickTock fuckers
 
Fat Robbo is in the papers the day begging the mutants to put their hand in their pockets and buy shares. :rollfloor


" He revealed the situation is “grave” and insisted that if punters don’t throw their support behind the 10 per cent share issue, Hearts might not see out the season.

`He revealed `.....we`ve been telling them this for fuckin years. Tick Tock . :rollfloor

" As well as picking up shares for himself at 11p each, Hearts’ all-time leading scorer Robertson revealed his son put saving the Jambos at the top of his Christmas list.
I’ve done it and my oldest boy said he didn’t want money for Christmas – he wanted Hearts shares instead.
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" I said to him [ Fedotovas ] that before I even considered putting my name to anything I needed three things – integrity, honesty and transparency on a number of the questions the fans have asked. "

Integrity, honesty and transparency........from a gunt? :rollfloor :rollfloor


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Fat Robbo is in the papers the day begging the mutants to put their hand in their pockets and buy shares. :rollfloor


" He revealed the situation is grave and insisted that if punters dont throw their support behind the 10 per cent share issue, Hearts might not see out the season.

`He revealed `.....we`ve been telling them this for fuckin years. Tick Tock . :rollfloor

" As well as picking up shares for himself at 11p each, Hearts all-time leading scorer Robertson revealed his son put saving the Jambos at the top of his Christmas list.
Ive done it and my oldest boy said he didnt want money for Christmas he wanted Hearts shares instead.
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" I said to him [ Fedotovas ] that before I even considered putting my name to anything I needed three things integrity, honesty and transparency on a number of the questions the fans have asked. "

Integrity, honesty and transparency........from a gunt? :rollfloor :rollfloor


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as much chance of getting that from a Hun as you would a Gunt :sɯɐʎ:yams:


shit, where's the Hun smillie I made? :doh

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" As well as picking up shares for himself at 11p each, Hearts all-time leading scorer Robertson revealed his son put saving the Jambos at the top of his Christmas list.

Ive done it and my oldest boy said he didnt want money for Christmas he wanted Hearts shares instead.

That's like child abuse isn't it?
 
'HMRC presented the petition to the court on November 1 and Hearts have eight days to respond starting from this Tuesday, when the notice of the winding up order was published in the Edinburgh Gazette.'

http://local.stv.tv/edinburgh/198880-hearts-face-winding-up-order-from-hmrc-over-unpaid-tax-bill/


Beware background sound - for those at work.

Wow.And Jamie thought the news of the cup game was gonna overload the bounce...wait until next tuesday!

Sounds like they're due 500,000 in PAYE/NI contributions before Tuesday...which is 3 days before pay day.This really does look like the end....1M by a week Friday, please Mr Romanov
 
Looks like Vlad either coughs up the cash or we get a bye into the next round....

erm, Bye..:bye

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What were the club's reasons for attempting to sell 10% of shares to the fans?

If it's really because of the 1.79m(?) needed to be raised to pay off debts then I find it hysterical that if the club once and for all go into administration and subsequent liquidation, the fans would've had the opportunity to save their club (or at least delay it's demise) and instead just not bought the shares.

Perfect blackmail. Buy my shares in your club or you'll have no club; I think that should be the slogan used for this scheme.
 
Will they think it`s all been worth it? What a fuckin humiliation...
 
I've thought about it long and hard and I genuinely feel for a very small number of friends who are Jambos and I have respect for a few of their players throughout the years.

But each and everyone of the utter shower of c**ts who've owned, managed, played or supported them, GIRFUY. Special mention to the post 2005 Romanov Brigade.

I still have a feeling that they will worm their way out of this for the time being.
 
"Without the support of fans there is, as we issue this note, a real risk that Heart of Midlothian Football Club could possibly play its last game next Saturday, 17 November against St Mirren.

This isn't a bluff, this isn't scaremongering, this is reality."

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The irony is sickback is full of gunts setup to part with hard cash, mental.

Will they do it again in January, then again in May?
 
If someone technically better than me can post the "I'm in...are you" begging video with the players and uncle fester its worth its weight in gold viewing !
 
Too good to be true, they weasel out of everything, time and time again :banger:

Although

Any excuse to get out of a humping by Hibs in the Scottish and the ''almost new years'' Derby

Cowards
 
The irony is sickback is full of gunts setup to part with hard cash, mental.

Will they do it again in December. January, February, March, April then again in May?

Fixed that for you my good man :glassraise:
 
Damn!

I doubt they'll be around for the New Year game where I was to be given a freebie hospitality package, including 'free' drink.

But even if they do make it beyond next week, they'll be well and truly goosed when I take my drinking head there in January.
 
of course they would know. They do their tax returns every 3 months dont they?

Not neccessarily ! and even if they have they may neither have submitted them or paid the liability due. just like DH

If someone technically better than me can post the "I'm in...are you" begging video with the players and uncle fester its worth its weight in gold viewing !

Yes please

Fixed that for you my good man :glassraise:

Lke it
 
I dont understand

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Surely the 400,000 gimp gunts will pay 1.25 each and pay ther tax bill off

Its a no-brainer is it not:hmmm unless they dont really have 400,000 gimp gunt fans and it was all a delusion:dunno:

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Wow. Just wow.

I've never read such a sorry official statement as that in my puff.

Can it really be happening? I mean, really, really happening?

I can't allow myself to get excited yet. I can't. But goddamn I want to.
 
If someone technically better than me can post the "I'm in...are you" begging video with the players and uncle fester its worth its weight in gold viewing !

I just watched it. What a cheap and nasty piece of crap that was.
 
My only thoughts are to sing a wee ditty:

Oh the sun has got its hat on hip hip hip hooray:
The sun has got its hat on and is coming out to play:
Everybody's happy except Paul Hartley cos he's ga...:wink:.
Oh the sun has got its hat on and is coming out to play.

I'll put together some clearer thoughts at some other time. he he:wink:
 
No doubt the media will try to spin this as a consequence of the demise of Oldco or whatever they used to be called before they became Newco. But this is a situation that was waiting to happen regardless of who else had been playing in the league.
 
as much chance of getting that from a Hun as you would a Gunt :sɯɐʎ:yams:


shit, where's the Hun smillie I made? :doh

edit: :newco:

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Quote from a Hun I have known for years but only realised just how huntastic he was over the past year - "Sits back and watches with interest if Hearts are treated the same as Rangers: with undisguised vitriol, loathing and bigotry". I love the fervour with which the Huns have reappropriated the meaning of bigotry. I really hope both clubs die but if I'm honest I wish it more on the Huns.
 
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Sit back,relax and listen to a bit of Frank
 
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How much of a complete arsehole does he feel:rollfloor
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If they fold, watch attendances at ibrox go through the roof.

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Why weren't they in administration months ago? They can't pay their taxes, and want to pay it up because they've paid more cash than they can afford to players in wages. And they've not even paid them most of their wages in the UK!

I hope the hmrc tells them to bolt.
 
If they fold, watch attendances at ibrox go through the roof.

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They couldn't afford the bus fare the first time, what chance have they got now....