Sorting what happens when you die

[Beagle]

Before I emigrated I had quite explicit views about my eventual funeral. NO religious aspect whatsoever and cremated with no fuss. My very religious sister basically called me a selfish bastard and the family would decide.

If your sister is very religious then she probably believes in an afterlife. Tell her you’ll come back to haunt her if you see any god botherers at your funeral

 

[Bangkokhibby]

If your sister is very religious then she probably believes in an afterlife. Tell her you’ll come back to haunt her if you see any god botherers at your funeral

Brilliant.

 

[Jack]

Before I emigrated I had quite explicit views about my eventual funeral. NO religious aspect whatsoever and cremated with no fuss. My very religious sister basically called me a selfish bastard and the family would decide.

I suppose that's a benefit of a prepaid funeral.

Mine in pretty basic re coffin, cars, tunes and definitely a non religious ceremony.

I'd like to get to the stage were all my family need to do is to pop into the funeral directors and say 'he's deed' and it's all taken care of. Not going to happen, I'm too lazy

 

[Dub]

Brilliant.

On the other hand, she'll probably be too angry at you leaving her nothing that she'll forget all about you being a selfish b'stard

 

[Forzahibs]

On the other hand, she'll probably be too angry at you leaving her nothing that she'll forget all about you being a selfish b'stard

or he'll be a bit selfisher