Shankland

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Rumoured to be a ”done deal” and will be a Gunt next season.
I think there was some debate when he was still an Arab whether we should bid for him.
Should we have gone for the grotesquely massive foreheaded loyalist fuckwitted bigot or not?
Is he a missed opportunity or a banana headed cartoon masquerading as a footballer?
I‘m undecided.

Views please.
 
I think his level is Ayr United. I ken am right. 😛
 
I think he'll score goals.
I think we would for us too.
But isn't he a full blown orange walk pipe playing hun? Far more suited to their character.
 
Rumoured to be a ”done deal” and will be a Gunt next season.
I think there was some debate when he was still an Arab whether we should bid for him.
Should we have gone for the grotesquely massive foreheaded loyalist fuckwitted bigot or not?
Is he a missed opportunity or a banana headed cartoon masquerading as a footballer?
I‘m undecided.

Views please.
The latter all day long , we need to excite the fans , not ignite them 🤷‍♂️
 
Scored a pile of goals.
For Ayr Utd when they were in league one
Some more when they were promoted to the championship.
One goal every 5+ games in Belgium.
He may score for fun at Hertz, who knows, but hes hardly been prolific in top grade fitba.

As Robert Robinson said.....let's ask the family....
 
Scored a pile of goals.
For Ayr Utd when they were in league one
Some more when they were promoted to the championship.
One goal every 5+ games in Belgium.
He may score for fun at Hertz, who knows, but hes hardly been prolific in top grade fitba.

As Robert Robinson said.....let's ask the family....
Or ask the audience , oh wait 🤣
 
No doubt Shankland has proven himself a goalscorer at Scottish Championship and League one level but questions must be asked as to whether or not he will be able to get goals in the top league in Scotland against far better defences. Hearts definitely wanted Ellis Simms again for next season, but it looks like he won't be going back, so Shankland is some kind of contingency plan.

I wish I could see signs of us going in for proven goalscorers.
 
No doubt Shankland has proven himself a goalscorer at Scottish Championship and League one level but questions must be asked as to whether or not he will be able to get goals in the top league in Scotland against far better defences. Hearts definitely wanted Ellis Simms again for next season, but it looks like he won't be going back, so Shankland is some kind of contingency plan.

I wish I could see signs of us going in for proven goalscorers.
A scorer of good goals but the jury really is still out on the guy. Will suit their team far better than he would suit ours.