Little things that annoy you.

Drives me nuts too. Also trying to walk past a bus stop where folk rather than stand in the bus shelter block the path of anybody trying to get past. Utterly selfish and infuriating.
 
Kill one in every ten. As a punishment for the whole group.
The other 9 in 10 had to do the killing too, so it was especially brutal. The entire unit was split into groups of 10, and each group had 9 white stones and 1 coloured stone in a bag. They drew lots, and the person who got the coloured stone was killed by his 9 pals.
 
Anti-clockwise ?...that's what I have been doing and it won't budge.
Almost sliced a finger off as well as the plastic spanner they give you keeps slipping off the nut.
WD40 and its anti-clockwise on a flymo so you are trying to turn it the correct way.
 
Noisy adverts, there's one for Ocean credit cards where an annoying couple just scream. There's another one! Obviously designed to grab your attention. Thank God for the mute button!
Adverts are put out at a higher volume level than the programme you are watching. It's designed to catch your attention, and I agree that, apart from the Sun Life ad where the mum has taken up Jujitsu, which cracks me up, the ads are pretty annoying.
 
My lassie just booked tickets for me and my grandbairn to go and see Trainspotting the Musical at The Playhouse.

Now I've since found out a mate of mine can get us tickets for nada.

So we went online to try and get a refund.

Beware if you use this lot for tickets. The list of things you can't get a refund for is huge.

And you need to get certificates......


 
Football commentators saying there was no doubt he was going to score after a player scores a penalty. If you were so fucking certain, why didn't you say that before he took it?
When a shot flies past the post or over the bar and a smart arse pundit says “if that had gone in it would have been some goal.” And if your auntie had balls . . .
 
How come loads of films these days no matter the genre are like martial arts films.

This brotherhood of the wolf thing set in pre revolution France has folk whirling around like Bruce Lee.
 
How come loads of films these days no matter the genre are like martial arts films.

This brotherhood of the wolf thing set in pre revolution France has folk whirling around like Bruce Lee.

Bruce had to learn from someone, probably the brotherhood of the wolf.
 
I do enjoy the Longbangers episodes, however when you get the boys on the phone in stating things as fact, it does properly annoy me. A few examples:

- Wages are an issue for signing Barlaser
(you just wouldn’t know/have access to this information)
- Bournemouth bought players for a pittance from Lorient (they didn’t)
- Digs about youth players not being good enough (how can you ever tell when they don’t get first team game time)
 
While making a poached egg, the yolk bursts.:no:
I had poached eggs this morning too.
Best way I have found to make them is to fill a small pan with cold water and bring it to a simmer. I got these 2 metal rings (look like flat 1/2 inch wide bangles) that I place in the pan and then I break an egg into each of them. They stop most of the white from swimming all over the place. I simmer the eggs until they’re cooked but the yolks are still soft and lift them out with a slotted spoon.
I had them on a toasted ciabatta roll spread with some left over guacamole from last night’s dinner, eggs on top, salt and pepper and a drizzle of sriracha mayo.
 
Probably annoyed someone else in these 60 pages but, fucking fist bumping!
Watching Wimbledon before heading off to the football and every point( won or lost!), is met with a fist bump.
 
Probably annoyed someone else in these 60 pages but, fucking fist bumping!
Watching Wimbledon before heading off to the football and every point( won or lost!), is met with a fist bump.
Yep bugs me too. Loads of free beach volleyball here set up for tourists. All fucking useless but all do the fist bump. 🤬