Little things that annoy you.

Back on topic.

Alexander Armstrong on Pointless. Comes out with the phrase, “Thank you very much indeed” constantly every time he responds to anyone on the show. Fuckin programme would only run for 15 minutes if he didn’t keep coming out with it.
Pointless is well named. Top prize £1000 quid ffs. No wonder the Chase rips the pish out of it constantly.
 
The Speedy Roofing and Specsavers adverts on STV push the Scotto close.
Fannies on speaker phone or face time on public transport.
 
I've taken to watching Bargain Hunt at lunchtime, prior to the News at One. Quite entertaining, watching two couples competing to make cash from auctions and seeing the utter crap folk will pay decent money for, or not.
But when the 'team' are at a live auction and start screaming and jumping up and down when their purchase price is exceeded...... I feel like chucking my soup and sandwich at the telly.
Fuckin attention seeking idiots. Should change the format and keep the annoying twats at another location.

Oh aye, and another thing that does my nut in about that programme is one of the presenters, Danny Sebastian. The most annoying squeaky voiced fucker on TV.

Some of the female presenters/experts are tidy though.
 
Think outside the box,brainstorming and other hideous americanisms ive put up with for years. Folk saying absolutely to something you say they agreed with. Whats wrong with i agree with you or i concur.
 
We used to have a player in a cricket team I played with here and his name was Ruud (pr. 'root').

His only standard positive reply was 'absoluut' (pr. 'absoloot'), which it will shock you to know means 'absolutely' in Dutch.

No-one ever remembered his surname but his forever nickname was Ruud Absoluut 😀
 
I've taken to watching Bargain Hunt at lunchtime, prior to the News at One. Quite entertaining, watching two couples competing to make cash from auctions and seeing the utter crap folk will pay decent money for, or not.
But when the 'team' are at a live auction and start screaming and jumping up and down when their purchase price is exceeded.... I feel like chucking my soup and sandwich at the telly.
Fuckin attention seeking idiots. Should change the format and keep the annoying twats at another location.

Oh aye, and another thing that does my nut in about that programme is one of the presenters, Danny Sebastian. The most annoying squeaky voiced fucker on TV.

Some of the female presenters/experts are tidy though.
Arthur Negus will be turning in his grave.
 
Fuds that work in an office fucking about with your workload to prioritise what they think is the most important bit of work. They should be made to understand the actual job being done before being allowed to waste hour after hour of needless travelling.
It's ok you can catch that tomorrow, I'll catch it when I'm passing and save 150 mile detour tomorrow. I'll catch your idea of more important on the way home and if it means overtime, it will still be more cost effective than driving past it today. We don't all fuck off at 430pm