Wishbone
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- May 11, 2008
Well hold it in!Yappy dugs
My neighbour has 3 of those wee sausage dogs that bark at the sound of a fart
Well hold it in!Yappy dugs
My neighbour has 3 of those wee sausage dogs that bark at the sound of a fart
Does anybody really need 3 dogs?Yappy dugs
My neighbour has 3 of those wee sausage dogs that bark at the sound of a fart
If I had a house with a garden instead of a condo I'd have 3.Does anybody really need 3 dogs?
Aye, not here thankfully.Or in some parts of the world they'd be breakfast, dinner and tea.
What's a condo?If I had a house with a garden instead of a condo I'd have 3.
They'd be called Haggis, Tattie and Neep.
An apartment in a multi storey building full of apartments. 'Apartments' if they are leased from the developer. Condos if they are individually privately owned.What's a condo?
So you own your condo and rent it out?An apartment in a multi storey building full of apartments. 'Apartments' if they are leased from the developer. Condos if they are individually privately owned.
Think he lives in it.So you own your condo and rent it out?
No I own it and live in it.So you own your condo and rent it out?
Word comes from Latin - 'con-' denotes with, together, and 'dominium', from 'domus', house, home, domain.No I own it and live in it.
So, the condo, you live in, is in the garden?No I own it and live in it.
I'm going to assume you're at the wind up. Why I've no idea. Enjoy your day.So, the condo, you live in, is in the garden?
No, i'm not at the wind up pal. Well, maybe a wee bit.I'm going to assume you're at the wind up. Why I've no idea. Enjoy your day.
I think the IF bit gives it away like.....So, the condo, you live in, is in the garden?

Pretty sure he’sI'm going to assume you're at the wind up. Why I've no idea. Enjoy your day.
They really are annoying dickheads . Ooo look at me doin a wheely, ant I clever, eh noMasked ratboys on scramble bikes doing wheelies along my street. Seriously. No-one is impressed. Everyone thinks you're just an annoying dickhead.![]()
I took one to task recently as he shot past on the pavement and he shouted back I'm Eleven!They really are annoying dickheads . Ooo look at me doin a wheely, ant I clever, eh no![]()
During the time I was still employed, a teenage fuckwit riding a scrambler wanted to pass me on a countryside track while I was walking my dog. A countryside track that had loads of signage around stating motorcycles were prohibited. So I refused to get out the way, causing him to come to a halt. Then I pulled out the bikes HT kinglead and took it to my work telling the lad to send his parent along to retrieve it. He had to push his scrambler back to his house about a mile and a half away.I took one to task recently as he shot past on the pavement and he shouted back I'm Eleven!
Future in law I reckon.
I just set my new telly up masel.Having to show young un's how to set up a modern telly.
Eeeee I mind the day bairns showed me how to set up a telly or phone.
Did you? You must have learned that since we gave you refugeI just set my new telly up masel.![]()
Nope, I learned it setting up our new telly in the lounge ( you Moredunites call it a living room) with my missus. Got the same model for the boudoir (bedroom Jimmy) so it would be easier tae set up.Did you? You must have learned that since we gave you refuge![]()
No Jimmy, these urnie black and white tellys, they're colour tellys.Aye right. The chores you bought them from had tellys already set up by us
Spoilt brats, we had a kaleidoscope ,same pictures every night!Fuck off yous had magic lanterns up your way gadgie.
We had coloured kaleidoscopesSpoilt brats, we had a kaleidoscope ,same pictures every night!
Even I had a coloured kaleidoscopeWe had coloured kaleidoscopes![]()

Crystal Gayle wants to know if it turns blue thoughOi my brown eye doesn't do strangers![]()
This bugs me anaw. Sim cards changes, WiFi problems, anything at all to do with the devices that are welded to their paws or any other slightly techy stuff.Having to show young un's how to set up a modern telly.
Eeeee I mind the day bairns showed me how to set up a telly or phone.
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