Little things that annoy you.

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Travellers.
Never ever had a good experience with them.
Commit the most cowardly of crimes, leave a trail of all sorts of shit ( literally) behind them. Put nothing into society but take it all out of course.
And the police seemed shit scared to confront them .
Wuckin fankers .
 
I hate myself for saying this but I often get a 25 bus and I go upstairs and it's full of Students;and they are all speaking Urdu,Spanish,Mandarin,Italian,Polish and gawd knows what else and I only have a smattering of French.All I hear in my head is a complete gabble of noise and I'm relieved when most get off in Princes St.I know this is down to my own ignorant self and nothing to do with the students and I will have to go to language classes at night school..But my problem is that I'm a nosey bugger and I can't neb into other people's conversations.
 
Greenmachine said:
Drivers who don't signal.
Slavers who seem to get on in life by talking shite.
Parents who ignore their kids by constantly texting or checking stuff on their phones.
Oh aye...and Phones being raised at gigs.
Folk constantly gong to the bar/toilet at gigs, chatting at gigs, and drinking at gigs. FFS you have paid good money to see/hear a band. If you want to get talk constantly and get pished go to the pub instead.
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I constantly go to the toilet at gigs.Terribly sorry for having a weak bladder.
 
SuperTortolano said:
I forgot tipping! Maybe it's an American thing, but when I go into a fast food joint to order a sandwich and the screen pops up with 20%, 25% or other. The mear fact I have to go through the process of putting in 0% in front of the worker is a piss take!
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Yes - bakers took. It's out of control.
 
People that say pacific when they mean to say specific.

Folk that leave their car door resting on your car’s paintwork.

Folk that live near a school and moan about people parking outside their house.

Entitled people

Loaded people that pretend they are skint

People that leave dog shit in parks and football pitches.

People who say a bit of everything when you ask them what music they listen to

People who continually use Facebook community groups to try and fence their products/services
 
Crowd funding for twats who go on holiday but don’t bother with insurance.
Oh look, I’ve had an accident. Can loads of strangers donate to pay for my medical treatment/flight home?
And a party with the surplus.

No. Not me . Fuck off.
Buy insurance or tough fuckin luck.
Moron.
 
Doc Shrink said:
Crowd funding for twats who go on holiday but don’t bother with insurance.
Oh look, I’ve had an accident. Can loads of strangers donate to pay for my medical treatment/flight home?
And a party with the surplus.

No. Not me . Fuck off.
Buy insurance or tough fuckin luck.
Moron.
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See it every week over here 😡
 
Minty said:
People that say pacific when they mean to say specific.

Folk that leave their car door resting on your car’s paintwork.

Folk that live near a school and moan about people parking outside their house.

Entitled people

Loaded people that pretend they are skint

People that leave dog shit in parks and football pitches.

People who say a bit of everything when you ask them what music they listen to

People who continually use Facebook community groups to try and fence their products/services
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People whose kids can't go to a local school ie walk like i had to :)
 
Bangkokhibby said:
Now we will all have things that annoy us, but I'm thinking more about stuff that other folks would say are just plain daft.
Mine is using a cup and saucer. At home I never use a saucer but we go out a lot to many coffee shops so have them all the time.
I hate the noise of sitting the cup back on the saucer after a mouthful, and I hate that there's always a spoon you need to move a bit with the cup.
Ridiculous? Of course it is but just a wee annoyance which is hard to avoid.
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The folk from the next scheme who abandon their cars in my estate.

there’s a vennel which makes it easy to save themselves a five min car journey to school drop off and there’s also limited parking at their scheme.
 
I get annoyed if a restaurant serves my food on anything other than a plate. You know these places that serve you food on something daft like a baking sheet, a slate or a piece of wood or they give you fries in a wee flower pot or pail or whatever. Just use a plate ffs. Same with drinks glasses, there's a place that serves the beer as only what I can only describe as a medium sized gold fish bowl. Just use a pint tumbler ya pretentious f****s. Maybe I should take my own tankard or something.
 
BurbankHibee said:
I get annoyed if a restaurant serves my food on anything other than a plate. You know these places that serve you food on something daft like a baking sheet, a slate or a piece of wood or they give you fries in a wee flower pot or pail or whatever. Just use a plate ffs. Same with drinks glasses, there's a place that serves the beer as only what I can only describe as a medium sized gold fish bowl. Just use a pint tumbler ya pretentious f****s. Maybe I should take my own tankard or something.
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@Dub can advise you on that 😁
 
BurbankHibee said:
I get annoyed if a restaurant serves my food on anything other than a plate. You know these places that serve you food on something daft like a baking sheet, a slate or a piece of wood or they give you fries in a wee flower pot or pail or whatever. Just use a plate ffs. Same with drinks glasses, there's a place that serves the beer as only what I can only describe as a medium sized gold fish bowl. Just use a pint tumbler ya pretentious f****s. Maybe I should take my own tankard or something.
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BurbankHibee said:
I get annoyed if a restaurant serves my food on anything other than a plate. You know these places that serve you food on something daft like a baking sheet, a slate or a piece of wood or they give you fries in a wee flower pot or pail or whatever. Just use a plate ffs. Same with drinks glasses, there's a place that serves the beer as only what I can only describe as a medium sized gold fish bowl. Just use a pint tumbler ya pretentious f****s. Maybe I should take my own tankard or something.
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I'm 100% behind this gripe. I was in the Bailie [which you know] a few years back and ordered food which came on a piece of wood so as it was my local I felt obliged to point out that food is served on plates and asked the server to put my food on one.
 
Dub said:
I'm 100% behind this gripe. I was in the Bailie [which you know] a few years back and ordered food which came on a piece of wood so as it was my local I felt obliged to point out that food is served on plates and asked the server to put my food on one.
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It is your civil duty to point these things out. I used to say to the server "Have you run out of plates?" I'm too old to make these wise cracks and it just comes across as a grumpy old geezer having a moan.
 
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The word "Doggo". Just no.

The phrase "Tasty meal" beloved of all condescending middle class/self important Tories who are pontificating about the lazy proles. Usually in the Gaurdian comments section.

Dust. Why? I dusted yesterday, why is it back?

The increasing number of people who are overtaking and force me coming the other way to brake hard as they miss my front bumper by meters. The very definition of entitled f**kwittery. Especially that little hand wave they always do.......

Actually 60% of all other road users who really should be forced to do a retest as obviously they take the licence for granted and parade about in an arrogant miasma of entitlement and self absorption.

Humanity.

The fan in this laptop.

People who go out of their ways to diss stuff only because other people are and they have no personality or original thoughts.

Hearts.

Barnsley.

The Dudley accent.
 
Findlayhibby said:
Toenails.What a waste of time these fuckers are and you have to keep cutting them,which means you have to find glasses in case you cut a bit of your toe off,and you have to lean against a toilet bowl in a precarious postion.
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Get a Thai wife....or husband ☺️
 
Okay I'll bite and have a little moan. This one I find mildy irritating.

When someone is signing off on a phone call and does the 'bye, bye...bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye' thing.

Do me a favour, give me a call when you've got less time.
 
Sancho Panza said:
Anger is an energy...
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From the song by PIL, Rise.

People txting while walking. They bang into you and look at you as if it's not their fault.
Barstaff who have short changed you, then when you pull them for it they avoid serving you again. The guilt is written all over their face.
Bus drivers who don't open the exit door until you ring the bell, even though your standing at the exit door. and have rang the bell while on the upper deck.
People trying to get on the bus before you've got off. Does ma fuckin heid in.
 
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Folk at airport security who start taking liquids etc out bags at the last minute.
Then same folks empty the tray on the security belt rather than lift tray and take it to the unpacking area.
99.5% of humans
 
connerg said:
People trying to get on the bus before you've got off. Does ma fuckin heid in.
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Something I remember from my last time in Edinburgh...the bus driver hasn't even got one bus length away from the stop and somebody is ringing the bell and standing up for the next stop. Maybe that's just an accepted behaviour but it bugged me big style 😡
 
I'm loving this thread, ya bunch of fucking lunatics!!!

(And I agree with the vast majority of the content!!)
 
Thought I'd stick this here. It's about Hibs but really not important.
Our interviewer, the young guy, I keep forgetting his name. Decent commentator too but please mix up your questions a bit. They nearly all start with "How?"
"How happy...." "How important..." "How much...."
Just me probably but getting a bit cringey
 
GibbytheHibby said:
Paddy fucking McGuinness

Talentless Tosser
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Bangkokhibby said:
Thought I'd stick this here. It's about Hibs but really not important.
Our interviewer, the young guy, I keep forgetting his name. Decent commentator too but please mix up your questions a bit. They nearly all start with "How?"
"How happy...." "How important..." "How much...."
Just me probably but getting a bit cringey
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Just how irritated exactly are you by that way of asking questions and how glad will you be when they stop doing it?
 
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