Little things that annoy you.

😂 agree. M&S 34” inch jeans fit me nicely. - tried on a pair of M&S trousers - the 38” were too tight and nae 40” to compare.
Went to Slaters - first pair of Farah 34” tried were bang on!
Just got a suit online, I’m a 36 in jeans, anyway first pair troosers 36’’ sent back.
So i tried on the suit troosers i already had, and already had before i got my last pair 36’’ jeans…and they were a 36, but err far too small 👀
38’’ sent…. 🙈🙈🙈 sent back 👀
40 is a good fit
So I’ma 36 in jeans and a 40 in troosers 🫣
Fuckin extra £10 in returns an aw 🤬
 
Ma bad
Eh? Just fuck off
It is what it is
Yeah i fuvkin know that, its not like it isn’t what it is or it is what it’s not!!! 😡
The very worst though… is just detestable and just fucking why
“Bae”
Anyone who has ever said that word shoot be shot and left to die alone in the centre circle of the PBS.
Yeah Bae??? Absolutely no sense at all
Night Bae !!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬
 
I'll tell you what really bothers me is when you are looking at cars on ebay and in the seller description they write I brought this car instead of I bought this car or this model is very sort after instead of sought after. I see it daily and I hate it......I know its late and I'm feeling fussy
 
Ma bad
Eh? Just fuck off
It is what it is
Yeah i fuvkin know that, its not like it isn’t what it is or it is what it’s not!!! 😡
The very worst though… is just detestable and just fucking why
“Bae”
Anyone who has ever said that word shoot be shot and left to die alone in the centre circle of the PBS.
Yeah Bae??? Absolutely no sense at all
Night Bae !!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬
"It is what it is"

Said by lazy defeatists, usually when accepting some negative scenario.
In my experience used a lot by cock sucking supervisors whilst relaying the latest management boot to the workers balls. 😡
 
Ma bad
Eh? Just fuck off
It is what it is
Yeah i fuvkin know that, its not like it isn’t what it is or it is what it’s not!!! 😡
The very worst though… is just detestable and just fucking why
“Bae”
Anyone who has ever said that word shoot be shot and left to die alone in the centre circle of the PBS.
Yeah Bae??? Absolutely no sense at all
Night Bae !!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬
I don’t think I’ve ever heard that one.
Bae?
:unsure:
 
Bae,” for example, is a term of endearment that is either short for “baby” or an acronym for “before anyone else.
 
Ma bad
Eh? Just fuck off
It is what it is
Yeah i fuvkin know that, its not like it isn’t what it is or it is what it’s not!!! 😡
The very worst though… is just detestable and just fucking why
“Bae”
Anyone who has ever said that word shoot be shot and left to die alone in the centre circle of the PBS.
Yeah Bae??? Absolutely no sense at all
Night Bae !!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬
you alright hun? Call me xx
 
That’s a puzzler.
Eddie isn’t a female and Rosie isn’t a comedian.
Rosie Jones reminds me of that Peter Cook & Dudley Moore sketch about the one-legged man auditioning for the role of Tarzan.
She of the Mad Angry Cry about how a photo of feminists having lunch was a modern day Wannsee Conference

 
Youtubers (of which I'm one) need to stop saying "without further ado"
I also wish they’d stop talking as if they were chums with famous folk. ‘Elon said this….’, ‘Jordan said that…’

You’re not David Frost lads, you’re broadcasting out of your garage.
 
Does that mean you have your own 'channel' or whatever it's called, or you just watch porn on it?

Just so I know if I can claim to be a Youtuber too.
You tube is shit for porn as I'm sure you know.
We have a small channel originally started to show family what their auld Dad's life is like.
 
You tube is shit for porn as I'm sure you know.
We have a small channel originally started to show family what their auld Dad's life is like.
I wouldn't ever suggest you share something private like that. But just in case you entertain the thought; please don't.

It's tough enough hearing about mornings on the beach without having to witness such hardships :coffee1:
 
I wouldn't ever suggest you share something private like that. But just in case you entertain the thought; please don't.

It's tough enough hearing about mornings on the beach without having to witness such hardships :coffee1:
😀 Aye no problem. As I said it's mainly to show my family although it seems to have grown a bit.
I'm not touting for punters.
 
I wouldn't ever suggest you share something private like that. But just in case you entertain the thought; please don't.

It's tough enough hearing about mornings on the beach without having to witness such hardships :coffee1:
Sorry but this morning I was reminded of another benefit of not living in Britain. I couldn't figure out what a 139 baht (£3.16) deduction from my bank account was for. Then sussed it was my monthly premium individual Spotify subscription. Currently £11.99 in UK
 
Gastro pubs.

Tried to find a boozer to watch the game last night but everywhere seemed to be a gastro pub.

Nippy. The Beira Moretti was only £6.80 a pint which wasn't too bad.

The scran was expensive though.

Although I get my drink, food and accomodation provided.
 
Gastro pubs.

Tried to find a boozer to watch the game last night but everywhere seemed to be a gastro pub.

Nippy. The Beira Moretti was only £6.80 a pint which wasn't too bad.

The scran was expensive though.

Although I get my drink, food and accomodation provided.
Fucking hell Jimmy how bad has it got when you can say £6.80 a pint isn't too bad 😮