Kelty Hearts

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They are (apparently) also known as ‘The Hearts’ and ‘The Jambos’…………………… bit delusional there lads. You’re not that ‘big’ a team.

They play in maroon.

They have appointed Barry (the crab/kebaboxer) Ferguson as manager, assisted by Bob FTP Malcolm.

They have now been added to my (lengthy) list of teams I hope get scudded every time they play.

 

[Purple & Green]

But late to the party shrink I’ve hated them for years

 

[beefy]

Imagine being a jambo. From Fife. [emoji33]

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[Bofahibee]

Imagine being a jambo. From Fife. [emoji33]

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Imagine being a jambo.


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[Two Headed Boy]

Fife also has Thornton Hibs so it's not all bad.

 

[tricky]

Have got aspirations to enter senior leagues and chucking a bit of cash around

 

[greencol]

They are (apparently) also known as ‘The Hearts’ and ‘The Jambos’…………………… bit delusional there lads. You’re not that ‘big’ a team.

They play in maroon.

They have appointed Barry (the crab/kebaboxer) Ferguson as manager, assisted by Bob FTP Malcolm.

They have now been added to my (lengthy) list of teams I hope get scudded every time they play.

So. It's ok to shout 'You hertz bastards' when they play the Blue Toon on Saturday?
I'll do it anyway.
And if I'm still around after the game I can ask Barry about his EBT. Surely fat Bob didnae get one?

 

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So. It's ok to shout 'You hertz bastards' when they play the Blue Toon on Saturday?
I'll do it anyway.
And if I'm still around after the game I can ask Barry about his EBT. Surely fat Bob didnae get one?

He may have done.
He liked to add FTP to his signature but I doubt he’s much cope with letters.

 

[1875]

So. It's ok to shout 'You hertz bastards' when they play the Blue Toon on Saturday?
I'll do it anyway.
And if I'm still around after the game I can ask Barry about his EBT. Surely fat Bob didnae get one?

Its fully expected of you.

 

[Hammi]

Imagine being a jambo.


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No

 

[Forzahibs]

Have got aspirations to enter senior leagues and chucking a bit of cash around

Cash...........in Kelty ???????????????

 

[HaarlemShuffler]

I doubt he’s much cope with letters.

Humph. Reported.

 

[Electric Beach Joe]

I work beside a bloke who plays for them. Apparently, the team is full of huns despite their name.

 

[Forzahibs]

I work beside a bloke who plays for them. Apparently, the team is full of huns despite their name.

Wouldn't surprise me in Kelty

 

[greencol]

Worries over. They're oot. Big, physical team, but they played well first half. Second half they spent defending. Bring on the gunts!

 

[hibadelic]

So. It's ok to shout 'You hertz bastards' when they play the Blue Toon on Saturday?
I'll do it anyway.
And if I'm still around after the game I can ask Barry about his EBT. Surely fat Bob didnae get one?

Barry the crab: £2,500,000
Boab FTP: £125,000

EBT beneficiaries

 

[Bofahibee]

Was GJP not a beneficiary?


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Was GJP not a beneficiary?


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Judas was indeeed.

Lucky that he was appointed Scotland coach so that football fans can pay off his forthcoming tax bill.

Since both Judas and Sir Walter Cardigan deserted the Scotland job as soon as a better offer came along it's easy to see why they were the first two approached when the offer to Mikey O'Neill was botched.

Two top blokes with only the country's interests at heart.