Just phoned the Tiny Club Store...

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ZemmamasBarnet

ZemmamasBarnet

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Been feeling a bit mischievous the last few days so I phoned up the Tiny Club Store 5 minutes ago and got chatting to a guy there called John Paul.

I asked him if they do jersey printing, the names and numbers etc and he said "certainly sir, as long as we have the shirt in stock".

So I explained I was looking for a Scottish Cup commemorative jersey with a name and number on the back and I wondered how much it would cost because it wasn't a name so much as a long phrase I was after.

He said "That's fine sir, what are you looking for on the back?"

I said "Get it right up ye's".

"And the number?" he asked.

"A one and a zero. Ha fucking ha!"

I hung up with the swear words ringing in my ears. Totally worth the 10p a minute plus my network rate. ****s.
 
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I can't decide whether I want A copy of "The John Robertson Diet" or Vlads new book "Parting a Fool and his Money(foreword by L Ron Hubbard)"

What a wonderfully guntish Christmas.
 
I phoned merchiston gunts club on sunday night. I told the boy my name was hector and i,d left my briefcase there before i went to Diggers to watch the game. "Where you in the lounge or main hall?" he asked. Lounge pal. "i,ll go and check says numbnuts." 2 minutes later he says "nah mate cannae see it. " Well if someone hands it in will you keep it and i,ll pick it up on 3rd o January. "Why that long?" Cos if your no bust by then i,ll be wanting mare cash from you Hearts bastards. He wisnae happy like
 
CPP said:
I can't decide whether I want A copy of "The John Robertson Diet" or Vlads new book "Parting a Fool and his Money(foreword by L Ron Hubbard)"

What a wonderfully guntish Christmas.
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You could also get Gary mckays book, he is signing them tomorrow at Leith Asda in the evening.
 
CPP said:
He scored the most important goal in Irish football history. The winner for Scotland against Bulgaria in 1987. It qualified Ireland for our first major championship.
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One goal, one lousy fucking goal, and he's got you wrapped around his stinky Gunt finger? :rollfloor:rollfloor
 
DZOK said:
What time Donny?
I'll pick you up in the taxi and you can be my navigator as i run him over,you can direct me to reverse over him time and time again!!!:bbb:
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I'm sure it is 6pm mikey. Luckily for 24 pack of eggs im on a flight down @ 2:10.... Discounted mates rates yeah!
 
Zitellis Heid said:
What`s the book called? "My Medals and I?"
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No, it's actually quite a good title.

FARTS DREAM TEAM



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DZOK said:
If his T-Shirt actually does read..."Show Racism the Red Card", then this has to be the biggest Irony ever.

What a Grade-A Flange.

P.S....When did he turn into Steve Martin's pretend Spasmo character in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?

Edit....been trying to insert image of Steve Martin's character for 30 mins but failed miserably.
I read the help page on the other forum but still my techie-less brain can't register.
Anyone wish to help a thicko?...much appreciated.
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hibbybilly said:
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... my particular bout of Immaturity was printing off loads of "Vlad" notes from the colour printer in my office. I found some pictures of Big Franck, Deeks etc scoring goals against the gunts and printed them on a letter. Above them I wrote along the lines of "dear gunts, here's some cash for your share issue", enveloped them up and posted them 1st class.

The thought of some gunt opening the letter and all that "cash" falling all about them - barry!

Problem is, I'm 39 :lookaround:
 
emerald green said:
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... my particular bout of Immaturity was printing off loads of "Vlad" notes from the colour printer in my office. I found some pictures of Big Franck, Deeks etc scoring goals against the gunts and printed them on a letter. Above them I wrote along the lines of "dear gunts, here's some cash for your share issue", enveloped them up and posted them 1st class.

The thought of some gunt opening the letter and all that "cash" falling all about them - barry!

Problem is, I'm 39 :lookaround:
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And old enough to know better.
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Next time don't stamp them and let the Gunts pay the excess charge upon delivery.
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Was it childish of me to phone and ask if a pot of my jizz would be any use to them and their bake sale?
 
ZemmamasBarnet said:
Might phone them up tomorrow and ask for an empire biscuit...with a green jelly tot (Storries pre match tradition!)
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Or phone and offer 50 for a pot of Mixu Dave's jizz if they have any left.
That'll have them pretty damn sick.
 
Dr Shrink said:
Or phone and offer 50 for a pot of Mixu Dave's jizz if they have any left.
That'll have them pretty damn sick.
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Tomorrows offering is going to be a 2 litre bottle of my after a night out piss, how much do you reckon I should say its worth?
 
Think I got the same guy as yesterday lol seems my piss is no use to them either :-D
 
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