Got a puncture after swerving tae miss a stupid cvnt on Frogston Road. Limped down tae Quick-Fit in Morningside. The young laddie receptionist asked if I had the locking wheel nut key, after a search in the boot and glove compartment I remembered had taken the booklet with all the paraphernalia yi get wi a new car in the hoose tae read it and never put it back in the car.
So almost hame on the bus tae pick up the key and my phone goes, an older guy from Quick-Fit, all apologetic, your car (an MG) disnae have a locking wheel nut. Good news was it was ready by the time got a bus back, and the young cvnt that had me on my way hame was naewhere in sight.