Caption Competition

[Sauzee's Teeth]

 

[Fritz]

Pleeeeaaase, some c**t gie me a fuckin pie...

 

[1 Mcnamara]

All my credibility I hold hold in this claw

 

[BOATLESREID]

Hoarse meat is it..i'll tell you this boy this is what the Tax mans gettin "HEEHAW".. Neigh surrender!

 

[Faughnan]

Coisty holds up exactly what those stars above the badge mean........ Fuck all

 

[timberfox]

This is exactly where we have the S.F.A

 

[Dub]

"Chucks playing a blinder. He's got the fans by the..."

 

[Beagle]

You know what that is, HMRC? LOADSAMONEY

 

[Chester Perry]

" whats this, its a dead one of these.."

 

[1875]

So wee Durranty sticks his haun doon her pants and taaa daa, she has a pair ay baws. Am no going back to a dance at the Orange Hall.

 

[Hattie]

If only i could grasp reality

 

[Zitellis Heid]

"Us Neanderthal Sevconians?...we dinnae need/dae thumbs.

Just knuckles to drag. Like these beauties."

 

[Daddy 'O' Hibee]

Our attempt to find integrity failed, we return empty handed as Zombies, with four fingers.

 

[beefy]

"4 fingers I had up that Sue Barker....just.....like.....THAT!"

 

[GdanskHibee]

"See this, pal? This is ma absolute favourite conker in the whole worreld. Ah don't know what ah'd doo if anyhin happend tae it."

 

[O'Driscoll]

she wis wearin a nurses uniform, she pit her hauns doon ma breeks felt ma baws and said, 'cough!'

 

[Power]

'The reason why Durrant was oot for so long was no because of Simpson it was because a haud' four fingers up his farter every weekend. Like a fuckin' JCB digger claw. Gnawing away at his bleedin' rectum. He couldnae run straight ever again.'