Burger rolls. Some folk will call thum buns!!!!!!

Jack

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They make or break a burger. Hmmmm I love burgers. Buns not so much.

From fast foodies to burger specialists to fancy restaurants they offer their burgerfare. They stab cocktail sticks, flags, knives and daggers through them to be a wee bit different.

An economy burger can cost as little as 99p from a fast foodie and is often better/tastier than one costing many times more, right up to and probably beyond 20 quid. Aye I've paid that for a 'normal' burger!

The burger is more often than not fucked by the bun.

Some bouncers might recall I bought a commercial load of Wagyu burgers when they were cheap in Aldi.

They are magnificent. Oh my God yes, drool with a capital Slurp. The Zero4 of burgers! They are magnificently marvellous on a Storries roll. Only recently, like a dozen or so in have I added stuff like my favourite burger relish to compliment them. They don't need it.

In the house it's a Wagyu burger on a Storries roll. Plain and simple.

Playing away. It's McDonald's! Their roll tastes of nothing adds nothing to the texture and unsurprisingly after billions spent on research have a decent and consistent mix of texture and taste.

Heathen. But I don't care, it's a matter of taste

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The next thing I might try is onions with the Wagyu burger. Then there would be the discussion of raw onion or fried, in butter, of course!
 
They make or break a burger. Hmmmm I love burgers. Buns not so much.

From fast foodies to burger specialists to fancy restaurants they offer their burgerfare. They stab cocktail sticks, flags, knives and daggers through them to be a wee bit different.

An economy burger can cost as little as 99p from a fast foodie and is often better/tastier than one costing many times more, right up to and probably beyond 20 quid. Aye I've paid that for a 'normal' burger!

The burger is more often than not fucked by the bun.

Some bouncers might recall I bought a commercial load of Wagyu burgers when they were cheap in Aldi.

They are magnificent. Oh my God yes, drool with a capital Slurp. The Zero4 of burgers! They are magnificently marvellous on a Storries roll. Only recently, like a dozen or so in have I added stuff like my favourite burger relish to compliment them. They don't need it.

In the house it's a Wagyu burger on a Storries roll. Plain and simple.

Playing away. It's McDonald's! Their roll tastes of nothing adds nothing to the texture and unsurprisingly after billions spent on research have a decent and consistent mix of texture and taste.

Heathen. But I don't care, it's a matter of taste

- - - Updated - - -

The next thing I might try is onions with the Wagyu burger. Then there would be the discussion of raw onion or fried, in butter, of course!

Out on the piss last night Jack?
 
4 Birdseye burgers, fried, cheese added in the frying pan - cheddar obviously - doubled up, two morning rolls, decent sized - add mayonnaise and relish or any concoction of condiments.

Yum yum.




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Out on the piss last night Jack?

I just had a normal night out then wrote that while tanning a bottle of Baileys! Jackie says it took me 20 minutes! I think it was a wee bit longer.

Tested myself on my breathalyzer about half an hour ago. I'm off the scale! I'm still pissed and feel it! I'm not getting up till this afternoon :-)

However I've taken a couple of Wagyu burgers out the freezer and my darling wife is bringing in rolls from Storries. Life is good. Laugh Out Loud!
 
I just had a normal night out then wrote that while tanning a bottle of Baileys! Jackie says it took me 20 minutes! I think it was a wee bit longer.

Tested myself on my breathalyzer about half an hour ago. I'm off the scale! I'm still pissed and feel it! I'm not getting up till this afternoon :-)

However I've taken a couple of Wagyu burgers out the freezer and my darling wife is bringing in rolls from Storries. Life is good. Laugh Out Loud!

I assume that your missus was OK with you consuming her bottle, and that there was nothing else to drink available.

And that the scale is particularly low, or you were absolutely blootert before you imbibed that guffstuff.
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Tell me, when you opened it was Dub standing in the corner?
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I assume that your missus was OK with you consuming her bottle, and that there was nothing else to drink available.

And that the scale is particularly low, or you were absolutely blootert before you imbibed that guffstuff.
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Tell me, when you opened it was Dub standing in the corner?
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I love Baileys. There I've said it!

Dub wasn't there and neither was his glass! It was all mine :-)
 
I don't know how anyone can eat McDonald's burger absolutely bogging

Thin, scraggy, yet fat-laden, resembling a fusion of dyed beer mats dunked in gloopy old chip fat.


Yet somehow desperately appealing on occasion. Not often - maybe once every couple of years.


The wee slice of gherkin makes it almost healthy.
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Thin, scraggy, yet fat-laden, resembling a fusion of dyed beer mats dunked in gloopy old chip fat.


Yet somehow desperately appealing on occasion. Not often - maybe once every couple of years.


The wee slice of gherkin makes it almost healthy.
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And here's where anyone with an unhealthy knowledge of these things might suggest that within the current guidelines 'around volume of greenery' a Big Mac would qualify as one of your five a day, but because it's not a single food item it doesn't, could make a telling contribution.