Barry Cryer

A sharp and interesting guy.
On the ball till the very end.
A comics comic and a great comedy writer.
 
Very funny guy.Could have been a stand up but eczema put him off.Tarby had a go at him,but then Tarby was an arse.Just listened to a sketch where you leave one letter out to make a song title,genuinley laugh out loud stuff.When you think of who he wrote for it's a who's who of British comedy.Anyway RIP.
 
Very funny guy.Could have been a stand up but eczema put him off.Tarby had a go at him,but then Tarby was an arse.Just listened to a sketch where you leave one letter out to make a song title,genuinley laugh out loud stuff.When you think of who he wrote for it's a who's who of British comedy.Anyway RIP.
He said he was that old, he'd stopped buying green bananas.
 
He said he was that old, he'd stopped buying green bananas.
Spot on Numpty.

“My longevity is due to cigarettes and lager. I can’t account for it. It’s just a number. I don’t know how long I’ve got left. I don’t even buy green bananas.”

Quite incredible the number of comedians who were funny because of his writings.
Very quick witted, and by all accounts a top bloke.
 
The Tarbuck story is.Tarbuck was doing an after dinner speech and saw Cryer in the audience,and he said 'will I speak a bit slower so you can write this down?'.Tory git, couldn't tie Barry Cryer's shoelaces.
 
Spot on Numpty.

“My longevity is due to cigarettes and lager. I can’t account for it. It’s just a number. I don’t know how long I’ve got left. I don’t even buy green bananas.”

Quite incredible the number of comedians who were funny because of his writings.
Very quick witted, and by all accounts a top bloke.
Absolutely! Brilliant writer and comedian.
I cut out the fags 15 years ago due to sleep problems. Couldn't sleep because my wife kept on waking me up to tell me I was wheezing . Fucking true!
 
His favourite joke

A man is driving down a country road when he knocks down and kills a cockerel. He sees the farm house so he takes the stricken bird and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers the door he says "I am very sorry I have killed your cockerel and I would like to replace him." to which the farmer replies. "That is very good of you, the hens are round the back."