Zen Bhuddists?

[Green Sleeves]

How come there's not been any threads having a go at Zen Bhuddists? They come over here with their stupid smiles and David Carradine T-shirts and contribute bugger all to the Scottish economy. Lazy feckers just sit around on IKEA cushions aw day meditating when every other knuts oot grafting. Burn the I Ching or whatever their holy book is and they'd just smile and say "it wasnt a book anyway it was a firelighter." Where's Shandon with the official anti-Zen Buddhist thread?

 

[Briant]

That's completely unfair



We Zen Buddists don't have computers, so can't defend ourselves.

 

[Brainwrong]

That's completely unfair



We Zen Buddists don't have computers, so can't defend ourselves.

It's not a computer, it's a soapbox.

 

[Briant]

It's not a computer, it's a soapbox.

I've got a soapbox


I look at it every night and can't see what all the fuss is about :coffee:

 

[southfieldhibby]

I play golf with a buddhist, a nice enough guy but not remotely zen or buddhist, or what I'd expect from one.Curses,moans,smokes and generally acts very unlike what I'd expect buddha wants from him.

He's not into honour killings,illegal land grabs or child molestation though, so every cloud and all that.

 

[Briant]

I play golf with a buddhist, a nice enough guy but not remotely zen or buddhist, or what I'd expect from one.Curses,moans,smokes and generally acts very unlike what I'd expect buddha wants from him.

He's not into honour killings,illegal land grabs or child molestation though, so every cloud and all that.

What's his handicap?

 

[southfieldhibby]

What's his handicap?

A very dubious 9

 

[Briant]

A very dubious 9

I thought it might have been 0.



Very Zen

 

[SG7nil]

I thought it might have been 0.



Very Zen

I think he will stil be trying to achieve 0..

Which makes getting a golf handicap a particularly appropriate pastime for a Bhuddist!

 

[shandongreen]

I play golf with a buddhist, a nice enough guy but not remotely zen or buddhist, or what I'd expect from one.Curses,moans,smokes and generally acts very unlike what I'd expect buddha wants from him.

He's not into honour killings,illegal land grabs or child molestation though, so every cloud and all that.

Apart from the smoking bit, I think I'm a zen Buddhist .

Confirmed if they are anti the Muslim religion lol