Your last meal before you die

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Findlayhibby

Findlayhibby

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You've been caught for starting an insurrection, been flung in jail and face the firing squad in an hour.You are granted a last meal before they haul you into the yard.What would you ask for?I'd keep it simple. Mine would be Lentil Soup, followed by mince and tatties with dough boys followed by Rhubarb Crumble and Custard.How about yourself?
 
moathibby said:
You've been caught for starting an insurrection, been flung in jail and face the firing squad in an hour.You are granted a last meal before they haul you into the yard.What would you ask for?I'd keep it simple. Mine would be Lentil Soup, followed by mince and tatties with dough boys followed by Rhubarb Crumble and Custard.How about yourself?
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The firing squad? That’s sound like China your in, you might struggle for mince and tatties there bud.....
 
moathibby said:
You've been caught for starting an insurrection, been flung in jail and face the firing squad in an hour.You are granted a last meal before they haul you into the yard.What would you ask for?I'd keep it simple. Mine would be Lentil Soup, followed by mince and tatties with dough boys followed by Rhubarb Crumble and Custard.How about yourself?
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An Easter Road pie with a hacksaw blade in it. If chucking the pie at the wall didnae knock a hole in it then the hacksaw blade should do a number on the bars.
Or a vindaloo with extra garlic and chilli, I'd wait till the firing squad were ready to pull the trigger then let one rip..wouldn't be a man left standing, come to think of it don't think the prison walls would either. :26::26::26:
 
I’m ordering a feast. A John Baines Pie, followed by Chinese curry fried rice and then a La Favorite cheese pizza. Finishing with some Banofi Pie.
 
A Fiorentina steak with all the trimmings. It's that huge the firing squad would all doze off by the time I finish and I'd just stroll oot
 
Fuck that. When I’m ready to go I’ll be waltzing into Tynecastle with the vest on and happy to wait until the Huns next visit.
 
The healthy option.
Scotch pies (2) chips and beans. Followed by a jam doughnut and a bottle of limeade.
The non healthy option
Spaghetti Carbonara and a large serving of Lucas ice cream.
The posh option
Chateaubrian with dauphinois potatoes and a cheese board washed down with a bottle of Chateau Margaux.
 
moathibby said:
You've been caught for starting an insurrection, been flung in jail and face the firing squad in an hour.You are granted a last meal before they haul you into the yard.What would you ask for?I'd keep it simple. Mine would be Lentil Soup, followed by mince and tatties with dough boys followed by Rhubarb Crumble and Custard.How about yourself?
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An everlasting gobstopper from Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.

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Bottle of Ardanza and 4 ice cold tins of Tennents
prawn pil pil, with crusty bread
Fish supper, salt and sauce
tiramasu
Not smoked weed for 20 + years so a massive joint to wash it all down.
 
Ribeye, griddled asparagus, new potatoes. Bottle of Margaux.

A large Talisker and about 10 Tramadol for dessert.


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I accept I'm moved away and the quality of the current output provokes fierce debate locally, but it would have to be a fish supper from Giovannis on Northfield Broadway.

I'm with aggie on the tramadol chaser, a fine drug.
 
Depends on what you're trying to achieve really.If you're looking for one last satisfying meal before you die, I'd go for cabbage, bacon and spuds, all fried...a simple meal that had now been " sexed up" by calling it Colcannon. If you're just trying to buy more time, I'd try the self help course for the obese, and choose the ALL YE CAN EAT buffet
 
Starter : 1 strawberry acid tab

Main : Half Oz of a heavy indica and a bottle of Jacks

Then maintain my hatred and bitterness of the gunts right up to the last second....hertz bastards... before coming to rest behind the goals.
 
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