You Have To Speak Pretty Good English

Fit ye spikkin aboot min?
Yir an affa loon.
I cal man hae gottin te ye!
 
I can if I havtae,but ah dinnae want tae.Ken?
You are the Bolshevik Byron when you want to be. Other times, such as this, you remind me of Eliot

Here we go round the prickly pear
Prickly pear prickly pear
Here we go round the prickly pear
At five o'clock in the morning.


In both cases i haven’t a clue what’s going on, but I sense it’s profound