World Snooker

[hibbybilly]

Orange bastard.

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[Rocky]

Sakes, what are they protesting about? Cruelty to snooker balls?

 

[greencol]

Stop oil protesters.

 

[Forzahibs]

arseholes

 

[Rocky]

Laudable as their purported objectives may be, they aren't half fucking tools about it. Makes you wonder if they're actually employed by the fossil fuel industry to turn folk against the green movement. A bit like the conspiracy theory industry uses useful idiots like a couple of folk on here to make sensible discussion about potential conspiracies impossible.

 

[Cavalier]

Bet he got there by car...

 

[hibbybilly]

Hope they get hit in the pocket.

 

[hibbybilly]

Cue all the snooker puns.

 

[Forzahibs]

Cue all the snooker puns.

give it a fuckin rest

 

[hibbybilly]

give it a fuckin rest

Gis a break, I'm trying.

 

[Braehead Cabbage]

Probably the most interesting thing to ever happen during a game of snooker

 

[Forzahibs]

Probably the most interesting thing to ever happen during a game of snooker

who's side are you on ??

 

[HaarlemShuffler]

True this afternoon: one if the Eurosport guys quoted someone saying that a player was getting called 'The Gardener' cos he had potted so many plants.

 

[joethehibby]

Screw this

 

[Braehead Cabbage]

who's side are you on ??

Snooker is the dullest sport ever at least that livened it up

 

[Forzahibs]

Snooker is the dullest sport ever at least that livened it up

losing my touch obviously

 

[Findlayhibby]

Snooker players should be used to powder on tables.

 

[Keithd1875]

With all those cameras there at least it shouldn't be difficult to frame the suspects

 

[Braehead Cabbage]

losing my touch obviously

Whoosh.
In my defence I've just finished my 4 x 12hrs shifts and need a rest

 

[PortoHibee]

Should make the protesters pay for the damage to the table which I think will be expensive, should cushion the blow for the organisers

 

[paigntonhibby]

Widnae have thought they'd have the balls

 

[Beagle]

Should make the protesters pay for the damage to the table which I think will be expensive, should cushion the blow for the organisers

Nah, they’ll just chalk it doon to experience

 

[1 Mcnamara]

I hate threads which turn into a pun fest.
Seriously bugs me . A bit like when in company and folk start randomly quoting monty python.

 

[Cavalier]

I hate threads which turn into a pun fest.
Seriously bugs me . A bit like when in company and folk start randomly quoting monty python.

Well, no one expects the Spanish inquisition old chap.

 

[Fernando]

Well, no one expects the Spanish inquisition old chap.

That sounds like spam

 

[hibbybilly]

I hate threads which turn into a pun fest.
Seriously bugs me . A bit like when in company and folk start randomly quoting monty python.

Its horrible when folk SPAM threads.

 

[hibbybilly]

That sounds like spam

That's shite, Fuck off!

 

[joethehibby]

I hate threads which turn into a pun fest.
Seriously bugs me . A bit like when in company and folk start randomly quoting monty python.

Like parrot fashionly

 

[Beagle]

I hate threads which turn into a pun fest.
Seriously bugs me . A bit like when in company and folk start randomly quoting monty python.

You just ‘would like an argument’ but you should ‘always look on the bright side of life’

 

[Keithd1875]

 

[SuperTortolano]

Hope they get hit in the pocket.

You never fail to disappoint mate

 

[Hibee Kev]

Cue all the snooker puns.

foul, and a miss

 

[Bangkokhibby]

I hate threads which turn into a pun fest.
Seriously bugs me . A bit like when in company and folk start randomly quoting monty python.

My thoughts exactly mate but you must know it's an invitation for more of the same

 

[Purple & Green]

I hate threads which turn into a pun fest.
Seriously bugs me . A bit like when in company and folk start randomly quoting monty python.

It’s punishing isn’t it?

 

[Bangkokhibby]

I hate threads which turn into a pun fest.
Seriously bugs me . A bit like when in company and folk start randomly quoting monty python.

Or "you can do my garden next" when they pass you working in your garden, or "really? From a chicken? When told it's pea and ham soup, or " true story" when some utter bollocks is on the telly.

 

[joethehibby]

Like parrot fashionly

My comment has died a death, cheers Monty

 

[Fernando]

My comment has died a death, cheers Monty

Ach well now for something completely different