Ummm....

I feel for that poor woman. I caught that horrible C-Diff last year and it was brutal. Worst thing I have ever gone through. The antibiotics worked, but I still don't feel the same. You know its bad when your willing to have someone else's dump inside you.
I still don't know where I caught it from, my guess is some dirty bastard in a restaurant. Everytime I use a public toilet I won't touch the handle on the doors. I see too many dirty bastards not washing there hands.
 
Sheesh, that's some cure.

You would have to check that the donor of the said fecal matter had not indulged in a vindaloo the night before :sad:lookaround: