Things that make you smile

Haruki

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Nov 10, 2006
I was on a “Being Your Best Self” course the other day which, much in contradiction to what I expected, was highly enjoyable. Mostly, I think, due to the self-effacing, humourous way the trainer presented it. And because, a rarity in the circles I travel in, no participant was a gob-shite, attention seeking, whining, know-it-all *&*^.

I digress from my point and the thread title. She asked that and I had to think for a bit. In a divisive world, torn apart by our differences it’s something we should maybe contemplate more. My findings were somewhat twee and obvious but maybe profound for all that.

Children: I’m always drawn to their innocence. Their constant questions, their honesty, their wonder. In a room I always gravitate to them and sit and play and laugh. They’re a wonder and a constant lesson. A memory of what we have forgotten. Adults, in comparison, are *&*^.

Cats: They just permanently amuse me. Cutting about in their wee cat world, aloof and superior to the idiocy of humans. Fooling us into working for them and feeding them. I oft drive past one scurrying about its business, suspicious, angrily apropos of nothing suddenly stopping to furiously lick its back, and wonder what their thought process is. Do they perceive as us, see as us, think as us? Fuck knows. But what sort of almighty creator could produce such a thing? “Aye, it’s a cuddly wee furry little dick of a thing (not nice to mice or birds, we all have imperfections) but wait to you see what I’ve made it do when it’s happy.” Purrrrr.

Dogs: Like above but friendlier, stupider and less cunning. And panting/tail-wagging instead of purring.

Music. No idea why but much gratitude of its ubiquity when you realise it hasn’t always been so.

Unexpected kindness. Can come from the most unlikeliest of sources and (almost) restore my faith in the human race.
 
Scientists have proved dugs are smarter than cats iirc.

Cats imo prosper for the same reason psychopaths do; superficial charm, charisma and ruthless disregard for others.

In answer to your question;

- sunshine
- other folk - most folk apart from comedians are full of good and funny craic if you give them a chance. Some of the best patter on here is brilliant for example.
- folk succeeding against the odds or through perseverance
- but also natural geniuses; despite the previous statement being more aligned to my worthier instincts, there is nothing like watching a Maradona doing shit effortlessly that all the practice in the word will never match
- no longer being in IT
 
Could be Stu. Sometimes when I wake from a doze I see him eyeing me in a way that I am convinced amounts to 'if you were just a little bit smaller I could eat you...'
Oh yes. I'm a little uneasy to put it mildly.I'm pretty certain my two are plotting to kill me and ransack the cat food drawer. Been nice knowing you.


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Dogs: Like above but friendlier, stupider and less cunning. And panting/tail-wagging instead of purring.😮

As the Dogfather I feel it’s my duty to come to the defence of all Dogs on the planet .

So I’ll just leave you to ponder this 👇

You don’t see many Dogs lying at the side of the road, died. 🤔😮🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fuck the cats!!!!! 😆
 
Children's laughter.
Thinking of my late Mum.
My first dark rum on a Friday night (I only drink at the weekend).
Mrs Wishbone's concern for my safety when the Hun visit Easter Road.
Mrs Wisbones relief when I arrive home in one piece after a match against the Hun.
Mrs Wishbone.
McInnes finally getting his big move.
 
Out early this morning walking the Dogs in the sunshine, the birds all chirping away 😀

I could feel the heat from the sun on me and I thought to myself, does it get anymore blissful than this…..

When out of the blue I hear this sound as I pass by some residential housing, what the fuck is that I ask myself and then it dawns on me that it’s someone playing a flute. 😆

To my utter amazement I don’t hear any of that sectarian shite we normally associate with a flute but rather it was real music to my ears.

The sound of Glory Glory. 💚🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬

Life got a little more blissful and it certainly put a smile on my face.

Enjoy your day folks! GGTTH 💚
 
Scientists have proved dugs are smarter than cats iirc.

Cats imo prosper for the same reason psychopaths do; superficial charm, charisma and ruthless disregard for others.

In answer to your question;

- sunshine
- other folk - most folk apart from comedians are full of good and funny craic if you give them a chance. Some of the best patter on here is brilliant for example.
- folk succeeding against the odds or through perseverance
- but also natural geniuses; despite the previous statement being more aligned to my worthier instincts, there is nothing like watching a Maradona doing shit effortlessly that all the practice in the word will never match
- no longer being in IT
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Was never a doggie person till I met my better half. Find their outlook on life heartening. As long as they are housed,walked,given loads of cuddles and treats its unconditional love for life. If only humans were like that
Great music and going to wonderful gigs fair lift the soul.
Watching the kids you brought up turning out to be a total joy.
Folk who are positive about life even when it's not going great for them.