They're not mince pies!

[Jack]

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FUCK OFF! They're not mince pies!

Mince Pies For Dogs





... and coming up next year ... They're not Hot Cross Buns!

 

[Doc Shrink]

Got a decent mince pie and a doughnut at some bakery 1875 has shares in.
Forfar somewhere I think.
No sign of a public toilet though.

 

[HaarlemShuffler]

What's this? Fave seasonal trigger?

 

[egb_hibs]

Even well into middle age I have to consciously override my childhood bafflement that ‘mincemeat’ pies, do not contain minced meat.

 

[Doc Shrink]

What's this? Fave seasonal trigger?

You’re thinking of “creampie”.

Probably too much.

 

[HaarlemShuffler]

You’re thinking of “creampie”.

Probably too much.

The only cakes I get at xmas are soap. Can come in handy for the creampie in an unexpected way.

 

[joethehibby]

Google

 

[GibbytheHibby]

I refused to even try a mince pie, because I thought it was cold mince (beef) in them.

Only as an adult did I discover they were in fact delicious.

 

[Wishbone]

You’re thinking of “creampie”.

Probably too much.

I used to put ketamine in my mince pies and I always pulled at the firm's Christmas do.

 

[Sancho Panza]

You’re thinking of “creampie”.

Probably too much.

 

[hibbybilly]

I used to put ketamine in my mince pies and I always pulled at the firm's Christmas do.

What did yi pull? An unconscious horse?

 

[EH17 Jimmy]

My mates dad is a baker to trade so I get a wee supply dropped off.

 

[Beagle]

What did yi pull? An unconscious horse?

Turned in tae a bit of a ‘mare.

 

[Wishbone]

What did yi pull? An unconscious horse?

I once got the back end of a panto horse but she was more like the back end of a bus.

 

[hibbybilly]

I once got the back end of a panto horse but she was more like the back end of a bus.

OH NO YI DIDNAE!

 

[hibbybilly]

I once got the back end of a panto horse but she was more like the back end of a bus.

Reminds me of the time the leading man in a panto got anally raped onstage.
The whole audience was trying tae warn him.

 

[Hammi]

I hate mince pies.
Like all the Mr kipling fruit filled things, but mince pies are rotten.

 

[joethehibby]

I hate mince pies.
Like all the Mr kipling fruit filled things, but mince pies are rotten.

Etter with steak and gravy oot of asdas

 

[hibbybilly]

I hate mince pies.
Like all the Mr kipling fruit filled things, but mince pies are rotten.

Just had a stand up punch for punch wi the missus for the last Mr Kipling mince pie or one of the shitey Asda yins.
They Asda yins urnie that bad yi know.

 

[hibbybilly]

The ones ooti Iceland look tasty.