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How old were you when you lost your virginity?

How many lovers have you had?

How many wife's have you had?

Are you dinking Stella, how many have you had?
 
Was that it? How many seconds was it that time?
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If Snow White & the 7 dwarves, the Famous Five (with Timmy the dog) and French & Saunders had one big pug-ug orgy..... Calculate how many were involved in the fithy, sordid event?
 
So Mr Jeffries you fat tub o lard, How old were you when you last saw yer own cock?
 
The answer surely is "Hey Bannox how many times have you seen your wallet" ?
or "Forza how many fairways did you hit at Whitekirk last week "?
 
How many times do I mutter "That **** May doesn't have a clue" during each minute of a Fawkirt game?"

On the Whitekirk scenario, how many balls do I expect to lose (on the front 9)

And for a piece of Trivia. How many years service do you have to have in the Mexican Military :smug:before you receive a pension ? There is a point to the last one. Owing to the fact that the government before last in Mexico, decided, as a cost cutting measure to bin everyone from 12 to 14 years. Thus saving themselves a fortune in pension money. However these punters who were obviously pissed off, decided that with their military skills they would join the bandeeto gangs. This has rendered the entire North West section of Mexico outwith any form of government control. Thus making the drugs route into the US of A a skoosh case (as long as you give the controlling gangs there slice :coffee:)
 
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Did any of them actually make any sense?
 
Forzahibs said:
The answer surely is "Hey Bannox how many times have you seen your wallet" ?
or "Forza how many fairways did you hit at Whitekirk last week "?
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4 of those were par 3's though:flog:

Bannox said:
Or how many putts did Forza take on each green? :giggle:
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I saw a shady looking character sneaking around, I didnt recognise you in your 'stalking gear' though dude. Now that I look again at the picture I handed over to five - oh [Forza was getting quite concerned] I should have at least recognised the rifle.

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Anyway, the answer to the OP is

Does Tiger Prima 'think lovingly' about that blonde beer drinking babe in his sig. And if so, how many times a day does his mind wander :dub1:
 
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how many minutes did it take Czaba Laslo to speak one intelligble sentence of 6 words?
 
Tiger Prima said:
How many times do I mutter "That **** May doesn't have a clue" during each minute of a Fawkirt game?"

On the Whitekirk scenario, how many balls do I expect to lose (on the front 9)

And for a piece of Trivia. How many years service do you have to have in the Mexican Military :smug:before you receive a pension ? There is a point to the last one. Owing to the fact that the government before last in Mexico, decided, as a cost cutting measure to bin everyone from 12 to 14 years. Thus saving themselves a fortune in pension money. However these punters who were obviously pissed off, decided that with their military skills they would join the bandeeto gangs. This has rendered the entire North West section of Mexico outwith any form of government control. Thus making the drugs route into the US of A a skoosh case (as long as you give the controlling gangs there slice :coffee:)
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How many times a day Tiger mentions that he's been on holiday to Mexico bandit:yawning:
 
quite a few years back how many minutes did it take for me and my mate to climb into Tynecastle with his dog and let the wee mutt shite all over the pitch and out again :yams:
 
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